Top 10 Lists...
#1
10-02-2006, 02:55 PM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
Posts: 13,574
Top 10 Lists...
The Top 10 Little Known Fairy-Tales
10. Snow White, Seven Dwarfs and a Webcam
9. How To Make $5,000 A Week In Your Spare Time
8. Rapennzoil
7. The Emperor's New Clothes from International Male
6. Booty and the Priest
5. The Supermodel and the AF Moderator
4. Bubba and the Slippery Zipper
3. Johnny Leatherpants and His Magic Nipple Clamps
2. Rumpledforeskin
and the Number 1 Little Known Fairy-Tale...
1. The Little Engine That Never Will (because the lazy bastard's been a disappointment to me and his mother since day one!)
Feel free to add to the list
#5
10-03-2006, 03:51 AM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
Posts: 13,574
RE: Top 10 Lists...
15 Things Not to Say to a Woman During an Argument
When you are arguing with the woman you love, be sensitive, restrained...and don't say anything stupid. There are times, your life just might depend on it.
10. Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
9. Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back.
8. Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
7. Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?
6. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4. That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the shopping list?
3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning.
2. Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail?
Amd, the number ONE thing NOT to say to a Woman...
1. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded.
When you are arguing with the woman you love, be sensitive, restrained...and don't say anything stupid. There are times, your life just might depend on it.
10. Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
9. Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back.
8. Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
7. Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?
6. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4. That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the shopping list?
3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning.
2. Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail?
Amd, the number ONE thing NOT to say to a Woman...
1. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded.
#7
10-03-2006, 04:50 AM
RE: Top 10 Lists...
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
The Top 10 Little Known Fairy-Tales
10. Snow White, Seven Dwarfs and a Webcam
9. How To Make $5,000 A Week In Your Spare Time
8. Rapennzoil
7. The Emperor's New Clothes from International Male
6. Booty and the Priest
5. The Supermodel and the AF Moderator
4. Bubba and the Slippery Zipper
3. Johnny Leatherpants and His Magic Nipple Clamps
2. Rumpledforeskin
and the Number 1 Little Known Fairy-Tale...
1. The Little Engine That Never Will (because the lazy bastard's been a disappointment to me and his mother since day one!)
Feel free to add to the list
OMG OMG #2!!! Foreskin is my favorite word of all time. I can't believe you used that word. You are my hero.
The Top 10 Little Known Fairy-Tales
10. Snow White, Seven Dwarfs and a Webcam
9. How To Make $5,000 A Week In Your Spare Time
8. Rapennzoil
7. The Emperor's New Clothes from International Male
6. Booty and the Priest
5. The Supermodel and the AF Moderator
4. Bubba and the Slippery Zipper
3. Johnny Leatherpants and His Magic Nipple Clamps
2. Rumpledforeskin
and the Number 1 Little Known Fairy-Tale...
1. The Little Engine That Never Will (because the lazy bastard's been a disappointment to me and his mother since day one!)
Feel free to add to the list
OMG OMG #2!!! Foreskin is my favorite word of all time. I can't believe you used that word. You are my hero.
#8
10-03-2006, 11:04 AM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Lotsa places, currently Metro D.C., USA
Posts: 13,574
RE: Top 10 Lists...
If I weren't worried about a certain someone sneaking up and delivering a double-tap to my cap I'd offer to show you a couple of tricks I can do with MINE!!!
#9
10-03-2006, 02:47 PM
RE: Top 10 Lists...
ORIGINAL: AWDaholic
15 Things Not to Say to a Woman During an Argument
When you are arguing with the woman you love, be sensitive, restrained...and don't say anything stupid. There are times, your life just might depend on it.
10. Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
9. Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back.
8. Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
7. Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?
6. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4. That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the shopping list?
3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning.
2. Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail?
Amd, the number ONE thing NOT to say to a Woman...
1. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded.
15 Things Not to Say to a Woman During an Argument
When you are arguing with the woman you love, be sensitive, restrained...and don't say anything stupid. There are times, your life just might depend on it.
10. Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
9. Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back.
8. Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
7. Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?
6. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4. That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the shopping list?
3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning.
2. Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail?
Amd, the number ONE thing NOT to say to a Woman...
1. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded.