NTS: Next time I go dashing through the snow remember to remove skid plate or I'll be picking it up in pieces.

On the way home from the bar I decided to have a little quattro fun in the snow. Messing around for an hour or so and nothing happened, until backing up in a parking spot. Damn thing ripped right off, wtf! lol

 

NTS: Don't brake so hard in the snow, and you won't end up in a cornfield.

Explanation: I braked too hard in the snow, and ended up in a cornfield. [:@][:@][:@]

 

NTS:
Never eat yellow snow.

 

NTS: The drive leading into the parking ramp where I keep my car is very icey. Slow down BEFORE trying to enter, that way next time I won't slide over a curb and crunch my bumper on a pile of ice deposited by the snow plow.

Explaination: I might be upgrading to an S4 bumper sooner than planned...

 

NTS:theres, bad tires and wet gravle roads are not good combo

explination: the car will be totaled and with luck like mine youll hit it SMACK in the center

 

NTS.... put convertible top back UP when it's winter.

 

^^^I had a similiar NTS, years ago, with my sunroof.

 

NTs, Snow storms suck,

 

NTjp: Buy an Audi.

 

LOL kolbs its the NTS not NTJP, besides, i already know that