>> > The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter
>> >
>> > A very loud, unattractive, fat, mean-acting woman walks into
>>Wal-Mart
>> > with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the
>>way
>> > through the entrance.
>> >
>> > The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to
>> > Wal-Mart ...Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
>> >
>> > The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no
>> > they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
>>Why the
>> > hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think
>>they
>> > look alike?"
>> >
>> > "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got
>> > laid twice!"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

 

To continue from Iceman, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

To continue from beefski. HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

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After a long morning of classes ill continue the HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

 

wooooooot



i was there last night & this kid who didnt look like he hit puberty yet was
the greeter. I had my dauighter in one arm, and was trying to get a cart.. he didnt even
offer me a cart let alone greet me...
He was just standing there, leaning against the carts looking at his feet.

I wanted to slap him & tell him to friggin earn his $$
what a waste of payroll....[:-]

 

that sucks bro i hate wal mart.. the two near myhouse are in bad sections..

 

here we have ASDA which is walmart and older persons are used more than the kids ( age discrimination ) I might be looking for a doorman job there soon and say " are you a yank ?? well you know where it is so bugger off lol j/k

 

I lost my keys at wallmart yetsterday. They found them and gave me a call about half hour after i lost them.

But yes wallmart sucks.