The problem with explosives is that you have to carry them, set them, and then you're going to want to wait around and watch them. Loud noise and huge amounts of fire and shaking ground will be sure to attract all sorts of unwanted attention, so it's best to leave the explosives for the soldiers.

Plus, the problem with zombies is that they don't get 'killed' by most explosives. Most explosions, the most damage is caused by shrapnel, which kills by inflicting trauma and you bleed to death. That doesn't work on a zombie, because you can punch as many holes in them as you like and they will still keep coming. Cut the legs off and they will drag themselves to you. See what I'm saying? If it were something like napalm, a flaming zombie can still walk around till the brain burns out, and light your entire camp and supplies on fire. Thats why we use our guns and go for the headshot, not toss grenades everywhere.

 

Interesting, well then that's why you are the zombie master and I am jsut the trainee. Well with my new found knowledge i need to find me some baby zombies for training.

 

Well, for training we can all meet in Floriduh. Old people are just like zombies in a lot of ways...

 

That would prove to be a "target rich" environment indeed...

Wonder if you erase that many pensioners would it effect the current econmy in a good way? there could be serious upside to this training...

 

Hmmmmmmm.... I'm all for this idea. AF Florida Zombie Training GTG 2009, anyone? Winter Zombiestravaganza!

 

I think we could probably market this idea and make a bundle. Go to congress and say look we need training, you need to save money it's a win for both parties.

 

OldPeoplePalooza Zombiefest Expo '09!!

I'm in!

 

You know, from a constitutional standpoint, if we were to do that, we'd be a well-regulated militia, and then we could fully exercise our right to bear arms!

Bring on the M249's!

 

i'll make up some flyers/posters for recruitment and promotion. Don't worry, i've got my zombie survival kit on standby

 

How do we know if someone is turning into a Zombie that is in a group with us