Murdered a Saturn
 

I was at a red light last night trying to get home from a long day of work when this old (94ish) Saturn pulls up. It's a SL1, I believe, and it's rattling like crazy because it has a massive system in it. The kid has his seat alllllll the way back so he can barely see over the dash. I can't help but laugh because it's a pathetic car driven by a complete tool. (Looked it up later, they have 81hp!) Light goes green and I don't even push it too hard. I'm shifting at 4000 and I still had him by three car lenghts before I let up. To make it even better, he cuts into the oncomming lane once he finally catches up and flips me off as he tries to pass. I didn't even bother shifting down and he couldn't get around me. Probably went and bragged to all his friends how he kept up with a 'S4'

RE: Murdered a Saturn
 

What a fag.. sickens me.[&:]

Was he white?

That gun in your avatar has a purpose.. get rid of these kinda kids!

RE: Murdered a Saturn
 

"Probably went and bragged to all his friends how he kept up with a 'S4' "

Nah, morons like that can't tell what kind of car you had. If you could ask him right now, he might not even be able to tell you it is an Audi. Just piont at his car and laugh histerically. Only way to let him know what you think of his car without sinking to his level.

RE: Murdered a Saturn
 

Yeah, you're probably right about that. Friggin' douchebag. I should hunt him down and bitchslap him for even trying to pull against me.

And yeah, he was as white as they come. I usually let people like that know they aren't black, which is funny because I don't sound black myself or listen to 'black people' music. Haha, I said black people music. And as for the gun, I'd love to shoot them, but I like owning my guns more so, yeah. No random shootings. However, if someone wants to attempt to shoot at me, I'd be more than happy to demonstrate just how fast my draw really is, and if they are really lucky they might get a double-tap of Glasers or Hydra-Shocks.

RE: Murdered a Saturn
 

Why even bother with that kid or his car? I mean Audi vs Saturn?

RE: Murdered a Saturn
 

lol this is a funny thread. Sounds like the kind of douche bag that would try break checking you if you didn't keep him in his place. :eek:

RE: Murdered a Saturn
 

Exactly. I didn't want to be stuck behind this POS car, and since the road was two lanes at the light it was the perfect, safe, and mostly legal opportunity to get in front of him.