Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong.....

[viper9821]

If this isn't a joke that guy shouldn't reproduce. If you actually put sand into the intake what ever damage was done you deserve. I thought it would be cool to paint the inside of my engine so I went to home depot and got a gallon of paint and put my intake in it. I had to mash the gas to the floor so the engine would run. My turbo didn't spool but i think it's broken because it's covered in paint. My engine won't start now and my exhaust has paint in it. What should I do? Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?

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[onepoint8tee]

You and your friend can agrue over who deserves this more:
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[CLX]

Hey, if this works, can I port and polish my diffs?

[The Bishop]

Can someone make this a sticky? this should be laughed at by all.

[Bogie]

i dont care if it is a joke or not. i haven't laughed this hard since i cant remember when. i can barely breathe.

[onepoint8tee]

ORIGINAL: cyberlogicx

Hey, if this works, can I port and polish my diffs?

Good question... But Id be more interested in a windshield washer fluid tank port/polish.

[brightside06]

wow, this should go in the hall of shame


I'll sell you my Audi now

[ImTheDevil]

For Christ's sake, tell me this is a joke. If not, you should skin your friend alive after he buys you a new engine, then shoot yourself for even listening to him and following his advice.

[ocadam]

Im not even going to flame your already on the ground no need for kicking....

Good Luck

[Munzter]

ORIGINAL: viper9821

Also I ran out of motor oil so I filled the crank case with fudge. Is this ok? It looks the same. Can I drive the car?

LMFAO! OMFG!

Sorry to hear that man but you should have consulted someone else who knows Audis before you let your honda friend even touch your car. I'm a newb when it comes to working on cars, but my intuition tells me sucking sand into your intake is not a good idea. Your friend should buy you a new engine.