So yesterday, I went to the gas station down the road to fill up my tank. The place was packed, cause regular was down to 3.78. As I drove around all the pumps, I could see just about every pump had one car waiting on it. I came back around and saw an F150 without anyone waiting, but I was on the wrong side, so I back straight in so when he pulled out, I could back all the way in. So this jerk at the pump across from the F150 walks up to me in my car and says I hope you are not still there when I leave. I go, excuse me? And he repeats 'I hope you are not still sitting there when I leave or I run your @ss over.' I say just relax sir, this guy is inside paying right now, just calm down. Sure enough, my guy comes out and leaves and the guy is still pumping. I get out, slam my door, and say very sarcastically, see sir, you had nothing to worry about. The guy on the other side of my pump said something about him, and we were joking about him. The best part is that just before he left, a crappy Caravan stopped right in front of his van, blocking him. He proceded to honk at the girl until she moved. I thought that was great. There was still plenty of room that he could have pulled around the front on my car, I was not blocking him at all. I can't rememeber the last time I was that mad.

 

You should have sprayed him with gas and lit him on fire.

 

Yeah, I think a defense attorney could have gotten me off for that.

 

just plea insanity???

 

nice and this is why people are awesome.

 

i work at a gas station... stuff like that happens all the time... people are retarded... when stuff like that happens... i sit back and relax and enjoy the show

 

Just tell him to pound sand and STFU.

 

shoulda told him to go ahead and run your car over. you want a new one anyway. that'll **** him off. i hate people like that.