1.8t Jetta
ORIGINAL: cincyTT
i was trying to be tough..... guess it didnt work out to well..... damn
ORIGINAL: ocadam
Im sorry... Its just people bitch about how this thread clutters up the forum but people keep posting in it.
Im sorry... Its just people bitch about how this thread clutters up the forum but people keep posting in it.

ORIGINAL: ocadam
Ohhh i was shakin in my computer chair.
ORIGINAL: cincyTT
i was trying to be tough..... guess it didnt work out to well..... damn
ORIGINAL: ocadam
Im sorry... Its just people bitch about how this thread clutters up the forum but people keep posting in it.
Im sorry... Its just people bitch about how this thread clutters up the forum but people keep posting in it.

Tomorrow's front-page story:
YOUNG MALE ON INTERNET FORUM OF "AUDI ENTHUSIASTS" FOUND TO HAVE COMMITTED SUICIDE After a heated debate in which he was "flamed" for asking the simple question of: Will my Audi keep up with a Jetta? Several bullet holes were shot into his car as well, authorities say. A thorough investigation of Travis "kemp_travis" Kemp's personal life revealed several disturbing facts; namely, his obsession with being an "*** pirate" and his fetish for "bone smuggling" [as reported in his personal, unpublished blogs on www.facebook.com]. "It's a shame," said his only friend, Johan McImaginary, "when he wasn't pimping female characters on World of Warcraft, he was either out trying to impress this group of people on audiforums.com or we were at my house, using my little sister's Easy-Bake oven to make some fun, delicious treats for the whole family".
A select few have come out and spoken about who kemp really was, such as "cincyTT", who made the comment of, "I offered to race my turbocharged lawnmower to show him that the people he was racing weren't really racing him, or they couldn't shift gears properly", while others took a much harsher approach, such as "apr_a4" who commented that, "Kemp probably thought the bullet holes made his car more aerodynamic", and that he "saw it coming", otherwise he "shouldn't have pointed that ******* gun at his face. Dipshit". More to come as the story unfolds.
YOUNG MALE ON INTERNET FORUM OF "AUDI ENTHUSIASTS" FOUND TO HAVE COMMITTED SUICIDE After a heated debate in which he was "flamed" for asking the simple question of: Will my Audi keep up with a Jetta? Several bullet holes were shot into his car as well, authorities say. A thorough investigation of Travis "kemp_travis" Kemp's personal life revealed several disturbing facts; namely, his obsession with being an "*** pirate" and his fetish for "bone smuggling" [as reported in his personal, unpublished blogs on www.facebook.com]. "It's a shame," said his only friend, Johan McImaginary, "when he wasn't pimping female characters on World of Warcraft, he was either out trying to impress this group of people on audiforums.com or we were at my house, using my little sister's Easy-Bake oven to make some fun, delicious treats for the whole family".
A select few have come out and spoken about who kemp really was, such as "cincyTT", who made the comment of, "I offered to race my turbocharged lawnmower to show him that the people he was racing weren't really racing him, or they couldn't shift gears properly", while others took a much harsher approach, such as "apr_a4" who commented that, "Kemp probably thought the bullet holes made his car more aerodynamic", and that he "saw it coming", otherwise he "shouldn't have pointed that ******* gun at his face. Dipshit". More to come as the story unfolds.


