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ORIGINAL: lauren5757
I hit a bunny driving home from the DMV when I was 16 and had JUST got my license, and I was in my parents ford expedition! Lolers...... I hit a deer awhile later with the Expedition, it was INSANE... the f*cker hit the front, hit the hood and then rolled back across the roof of the Expidition. I was afraid to get out and see how it was, so I crawled into the back of the expedition and looked out the back window.... def dead. (This is when I lived in PA.... hitting a deer is as common as running a redlight).
When I was up in PA over Thanksgiving to visit my boyfriend and driving back, I hit a bird/bat (not really sure) in the dead center of the windshield of the BMW X5.... scared the sh*t out of me! IT was sooooooooo loud.
I hit a bunny driving home from the DMV when I was 16 and had JUST got my license, and I was in my parents ford expedition! Lolers...... I hit a deer awhile later with the Expedition, it was INSANE... the f*cker hit the front, hit the hood and then rolled back across the roof of the Expidition. I was afraid to get out and see how it was, so I crawled into the back of the expedition and looked out the back window.... def dead. (This is when I lived in PA.... hitting a deer is as common as running a redlight).
When I was up in PA over Thanksgiving to visit my boyfriend and driving back, I hit a bird/bat (not really sure) in the dead center of the windshield of the BMW X5.... scared the sh*t out of me! IT was sooooooooo loud.
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Theres a F*** load of development going on around the backroads by my house (live in the hills) and one day driving into town there were a tone of field mice and sh*t running across the road. In about 30 sec i hit about 25 mice. For about a week the road was just littered with spots of dead mice...wierd
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I was driving about 45 and hit a raccoon at night. I returned back to make sure it is death. Yeah he was. I was his eyes before I hit him like less than 1 sec before. He as looking at me. It was so dark so only my headlight lighting up the road and his eyes was like a reflective. When I went back to move him side the road, there were at least 5 raccoons were looking at me. I did feel sorry to kill him. He was my only murder.
ahahaha I know it is not funny but you slaughtered whole family 
ORIGINAL: siembad13
Theres a F*** load of development going on around the backroads by my house (live in the hills) and one day driving into town there were a tone of field mice and sh*t running across the road. In about 30 sec i hit about 25 mice. For about a week the road was just littered with spots of dead mice...wierd
Theres a F*** load of development going on around the backroads by my house (live in the hills) and one day driving into town there were a tone of field mice and sh*t running across the road. In about 30 sec i hit about 25 mice. For about a week the road was just littered with spots of dead mice...wierd
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Haha. I got a squirrel on my motorcycle last summer. My friend was behind me said the thing got flung up 8ft in the air coming off the rear tire. [sm=crossbonesgif.gif]
Just keep going straight and they turn around or make it across. When you swerve they get target fixation and run right into the tire.
Just keep going straight and they turn around or make it across. When you swerve they get target fixation and run right into the tire.
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As sick as it is this thread is too funny. I haven't hit anything yet... (knocks on wood). However I was on vacation in Maine once w/ my parents and we were driving at night when all of the sudden the car jumps up with a loud BUMP, we look back and a white rabbit runs away... weird...
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I hit a pigeon coming home from work one day, feathers everywhere and it cracked the front valance around the fog lights.
Then the week after i was coming home early in the morning ( about 3 am) and was doing about 120mph when a Hare ran infront of
the car, well there was no way i could swerve at that speed so just hit it flat out.Loud bang so i stopped to inspect the car,front bumper smashed up and both fog lights missing.When i walked back up the road looking for bits of my car i saw the Hare i had just hit ,it looked like it was just sleeping the ****,no signs of obvious death like blood or missing bits.I was tempted to run the fu>kers head over to make sure but i thought no,if hes not dead now the little **** can die slowly.
Hope this doesnt offend anyone but it really pissed me off.[sm=badbadbad.gif]
Then the week after i was coming home early in the morning ( about 3 am) and was doing about 120mph when a Hare ran infront of
the car, well there was no way i could swerve at that speed so just hit it flat out.Loud bang so i stopped to inspect the car,front bumper smashed up and both fog lights missing.When i walked back up the road looking for bits of my car i saw the Hare i had just hit ,it looked like it was just sleeping the ****,no signs of obvious death like blood or missing bits.I was tempted to run the fu>kers head over to make sure but i thought no,if hes not dead now the little **** can die slowly.
Hope this doesnt offend anyone but it really pissed me off.[sm=badbadbad.gif]
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i still remember driving with my dad in his 3.2TL and thinking that he hit a bird. we heard a thwack but it didnt roll under or over the car. when we got home we heard thumping under the hood and opened it...lo and behold the bird flew out perfectly fine (although maybe a little hot)
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