Funniest post on earth... from AW
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Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 15,116
From: SoCal
RE: Funniest post on earth... from AW
ORIGINAL: Dave666
I would say 95% of that is true.
ORIGINAL: PandaXpress
so long, jumps around too much, needs to be organized a bit
most of it is his opinions though
so long, jumps around too much, needs to be organized a bit
most of it is his opinions though
Intercoolers? Get a DUH FMIC. No, DUH is the shop that makes it. Yeah, it's they're real name. No, I don't know wtf they were thinking. Just order one. It'll arrive just before the second coming of Christ.
The B6 S4 guys are like the retarded mutant brother you keep locked in the basement, but in this case the basement is the B6 S4 forum. You can lurk their forum and watch as they ask stupid questions and beat each other with sticks, but don't post anything. If they come here, sprinkle them with Holy Water.
B5 > B6. 'Nuff said.
You don't need a turbo timer, just install the thermoswitch mod from ECS. The thermoswitch is under the coolant expansion tank, but make sure you release the pressure first. You installed it? Cool, but now your battery's dead. Buy a new one for about the price of that turbo timer you wanted.
Borla makes the best sounding exhaust. Milltek is overpriced, but "classiest," whatever the hell that means. Twin2 sucks. NONE of these exhausts fit right...except Borla. Don't buy downpipes, just make piggies. Not worth the extra cash. Somebody buy that ridiculous Neuspeed race exhaust, I need a laugh. When it comes to exhaust sound, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Yes, black is fastest.
opinions not all is true
5th Gear
Joined: Dec 2004
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RE: Funniest post on earth... from AW
Yes, the post was long... but, unlike most long posts... this one kept me interested enough to read the whole thing. It was pretty damned funny.
And panda... love your silver paint. It is awesome. Although I hate to say how damned many silver b6's I see in a day........ silver is still soooo easy to keep clean! I wish I had a silver car... 
ORIGINAL: PandaXpress
i hate silver i want white or black but i rahter have white
i hate silver i want white or black but i rahter have white
Zombie Defense Force
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 7,782
From: Dallas
RE: Funniest post on earth... from AW
What they didn't tell you when you bought this car was that you were also buying a life so brimming with anxiety and paranoia that it makes Osama Bin Laden's life seem like a Corona commercial."
Sooo true
