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Old Nov 16, 2006 | 01:08 AM
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"aww sh*t! Goddamn fu*kin' American! Go! Get outta here!"
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"Aww Shii! Goddamn Fuh-in Amewican, Go! Ge' Oww-Uh Hewe!"
 
Old Nov 16, 2006 | 01:16 AM
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If you tried those moves here in SoCal, you'd have channel 2, 4, 7, 9, 11, and 13 with choppers in the air giving coverage of your dumbazz with helicoptors while all of Orange County laughs at you getting pulled over by 13 CHP officers, guns drawn, and dogs biting your family jewels while you're face-down on the middle of the blocked off 5 freeway......

Running is not permitted here.

Period.

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Old Nov 16, 2006 | 01:54 AM
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Your a complete dumb *** if you run from the cops. Why the hell would you do that?? You should be shot if you do. Just puts everyone else in danger. And then to talk about it on a forum???
 
Old Nov 16, 2006 | 12:49 PM
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QUICK LESSON:

don't list all your mods, tell me the year and model of the car, and than tell me what town you're in...lemme guess, the pierce street bridge, by the courthouse? or were you crusin on the ave? it's a small world watch what you say.


maybe you should list all the problems you've had with the car instead.
Uhm...first of all, I can care less what I say. I dont care if youre a cop or you know a cop. Pull me over. Wont be the first and wont be the last. Secondly, I have 1st amendment rights. And third, cops can't drive at all. "We have training and we can deal with these situations. We're ELITE!" Bah-humbug. If a 2000 Mercury Sable is an able car, then a Ford Crown Victoria sure as hell can be. HAHA
 
Old Nov 16, 2006 | 12:51 PM
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Your a complete dumb *** if you run from the cops. Why the hell would you do that?? You should be shot if you do. Just puts everyone else in danger. And then to talk about it on a forum???
Oh my god, I'm not a completely upstanding citizen and I dont obey the law all the time. Oh my god. If I put anyone in danger it's myself. When there are people around or if that POLICE officer got close, I wouldve pulled over. Don't make assumptions you dont know anything about. I thought it would be a neat story. Screw you buddy.
 
Old Nov 16, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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When I run, its not like a full blown police chase, its usually me outsmarting the cop in a couple turns, and hiding my car real quick. And I wouldn't do it if I didn't live in the middle of BFE where no one is ever around, I'm not so dumb as to blow through stoplights, or put anyone else in danger. The few times I've ditched the cops has been the difference between me going to jail, getting my car impounded, and being f'ed on insurance forever, or sleeping in my own bed that night. It only happened when I USED to race. And BTW, I wasn't the only one running, usually its a pair of us that does, and I'm sure as hell not gonna be the one caught.

I don't have to be faster than the cop, just the other guy he's chasing too. Sorry my pockets are as deep as your average joe's, and I can't necessarily pull money out my ***.
 
Old Nov 16, 2006 | 01:23 PM
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When I run, its not like a full blown police chase, its usually me outsmarting the cop in a couple turns, and hiding my car real quick. And I wouldn't do it if I didn't live in the middle of BFE where no one is ever around, I'm not so dumb as to blow through stoplights, or put anyone else in danger. The few times I've ditched the cops has been the difference between me going to jail, getting my car impounded, and being f'ed on insurance forever, or sleeping in my own bed that night. It only happened when I USED to race. And BTW, I wasn't the only one running, usually its a pair of us that does, and I'm sure as hell not gonna be the one caught.

I don't have to be faster than the cop, just the other guy he's chasing too. Sorry my pockets are as deep as your average joe's, and I can't necessarily pull money out my ***.
Well said....
 
Old Nov 16, 2006 | 01:26 PM
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QUICK LESSON:

don't list all your mods, tell me the year and model of the car, and than tell me what town you're in...lemme guess, the pierce street bridge, by the courthouse? or were you crusin on the ave? it's a small world watch what you say.


maybe you should list all the problems you've had with the car instead.
Uhm...first of all, I can care less what I say. I dont care if youre a cop or you know a cop. Pull me over. Wont be the first and wont be the last. Secondly, I have 1st amendment rights. And third, cops can't drive at all. "We have training and we can deal with these situations. We're ELITE!" Bah-humbug. If a 2000 Mercury Sable is an able car, then a Ford Crown Victoria sure as hell can be. HAHA
YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE POINT.... you just told me what kind of car you have, what mods you have done and where you're from ( did you ever have a car stolen?) aka. don't show your A$$ on a forum, you never know who's watching. unles you don't care about your car that is...

 
Old Nov 16, 2006 | 01:35 PM
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YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE POINT.... you just told me what kind of car you have, what mods you have done and where you're from ( did you ever have a car stolen?) aka. don't show your A$$ on a forum, you never know who's watching. unles you don't care about your car that is...

That's why I pay insurance.
 
Old Nov 16, 2006 | 01:37 PM
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I got the point from the beginning. By the way my Bugatti is sitting outside with the keys in it if anyone wants to take a look...
 



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