I am having the shittiest day. SO i start my 6 hour drive to NY and on my way there (3 hours in - i realize my sister left my laptopn + bookbag at home) so my parents turn around to go get it. On the way bakc i told them i'd meet them half way (about 1.5 hours out)

Anyway, I got my car chipped and was goign 100 on the highway there and first of all - i saw a cop flash his lights, start his engine and come fater me but i lost him apparently or maybe he was chasing the idiot next to me going 120+ - regardless i was relieved. Next thing you know a f*cking racoon rolls onto the highway and i go clunk clunk over the mother ******. I was like **** i feel bad ... then i realized that something fucked up my car. Apparently his body parts got stuck all over the underside and for some reason my breaks started malfunctioning ...

so any advice as to what it could have been? - should i have someone get the little racoon carcass outta my car?

And o yeah - 10 miles later a deer stands by the side of the road looking at me - i was so freaked out

 

Hahahaha. I'd check to see whats under there...

Creepy about the deer..

 

wow .... thats a sh**y day alright. I dont know why youre brakes are malfunctioning...maybe you got some raccoon goo in there. did you check the brake lines?

Id make sure you rinse out the under carriage...getting raccoon guts all over the place will make your car smell like a nasty BBQ. Entrails all over your exhaust isnt the best thing for your car.

Shouldnt be too stressed out though...at least you didnt hit the deer )

 

the deer wasn't moving so i thought it was a frigigng statue thingie (i'm in new hampshire who knows wtf people do here) then the **** blinked and started moving i was like o ****

if it fucked up my new caractere front i woulda gotten out and beat up the deer and ate it

 

Hahaha thats hardcore.

 

eat it with a big knife lol jk thats crazy

 

I blame it all on my sister not putting my laptop in my car

good news is i got $60 free from AMEX for gas lol so I guess that covered it and it was hella fun driving on I-91 at 120+

BTW Upstate NY troopers are ******** - they ticket to fund their town's economy. My GF got a ticket there last month for goign 11//12 over 65 - i told her she shoulda just stepped on it and out ran the cop cuz he took 5 minutes or more behind us to start flashing lights - she coulda easily taken an exit and left.

Sorry for the rant - i've had a logn day its 3:30 am and i jsut got back - i left my house at 1:10 pm yesterday and now i gotta deal with my car looking like an elephant took a **** on it cuz it smells funky

 

well i'm 1/2 chinese so eating deer is perfectly fine with me -

and btw that racoon was huge i thought i t was a dog

 

You sure it wasnt?

 

99% sure cuz if it was a dog i'd have eaten it