I got up at 6 (totally unlike me) to wash and polish my car...after leaving it spotless and shining I come back in the afternoon to find bird **** all over it. I could only laugh and say ain't that a b!tch. Is it just me or its like birds seem to target only clean or newer cars? lol

 

damn i just spent like 2 hours washing and then some quick detail spray.. came in to check the boards.. now i gota go check for bird ****.. lol

it used to happen to me more when i had a red car.. i dont think i've had a bird **** on the black yet. lol

 

is it just me or do birds serve no purpose at all? I swear if/when the bird flu gets here they should just kill them all... and then we will all have clean cars...

 

^^^Damn I don't know what to say about that one...I don't hate them that much.

 

Maybe they could just do away with all of the Seaguls, that would make me sleep a little better at night...

 

Hahha... I like birds.. But you could always draw up some plans for the future "War Against Birds" for G.W. ...

 

even worse that all of this.....last night i take 3 hours to detail every inch of my car.....polish, wash, some wheel shine....i get up to go to my appt, and loe-n-behold its raining...and there is mud all over the road...so now...dirty. i must have bad luck because every time i wash/wax...this **** happens.

i feel your pain trey25...

 

that's funny... next time when you see that bird, you need to catch it and **** on it. then it can understand what you feel now

 

My dad always said the first step in washing your car is to check the weather...

 

thats a pretty good one. and birds are sweet, everytime i go home i see quails running across the road with there babies, its pretty tight...birds are one of God's first creations, dont hate.