WHAT CAR IS THIS?
5th Gear
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 9,133
From: New Orleans, La
RE: WHAT CAR IS THIS?
LoL I think that’s a good idea but I mean its like a free site and I think that would detour people from coming and even though there are some retards it might detour others that simply don’t want to waste the time ya know...... But there should at least be a sticky or something to help all noob's out
ORIGINAL: headshok2002
I have an idea... I was about to make a thread dedicated to this idea... somebody else should, I was too lazy to think of a title for it. Haha
Anyways... this will never fly, but I think the mods should try and make it happen.
To get a username on this forum... you should have to complete a quiz. Hahaha! It's brilliant though... nothing big, it'd be multiple choice, and contain questions that are posted EVERY DAY (so searching for them wouldn't be an issue!)
Things like "What are some common problems with audis (or audii)"
, and "what is a 710N"
**** like that. I am sure we could think of a few more... like I said, it's rather unorthadox... I am certain no other forums do it... but it WOULD force people to experience the search tool... and might filter out the douchebags that are joining. Feedback?
I have an idea... I was about to make a thread dedicated to this idea... somebody else should, I was too lazy to think of a title for it. Haha
Anyways... this will never fly, but I think the mods should try and make it happen.
To get a username on this forum... you should have to complete a quiz. Hahaha! It's brilliant though... nothing big, it'd be multiple choice, and contain questions that are posted EVERY DAY (so searching for them wouldn't be an issue!)
Things like "What are some common problems with audis (or audii)"
, and "what is a 710N" **** like that. I am sure we could think of a few more... like I said, it's rather unorthadox... I am certain no other forums do it... but it WOULD force people to experience the search tool... and might filter out the douchebags that are joining. Feedback?
5th Gear
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 6,486
From:
RE: WHAT CAR IS THIS?
Yeah it would deter non-douchebag people from joining... but hey, that's why it won't ever fly. But yeah, just like 5 questions... easily search-able... :P
It'd make audiforums l337, and prestigious! hahaha
It'd make audiforums l337, and prestigious! hahaha
Site Moderator
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 13,664
RE: WHAT CAR IS THIS?
I read an atrticle today about North Korea.. They kill all the babies that are deformed or retarded when they are born so that they can have a "pure" population.
But I am all for the idea of "filtering" the douche bags, and cleansing of the general audiforums.com population... Lets purify this *****!!
But I am all for the idea of "filtering" the douche bags, and cleansing of the general audiforums.com population... Lets purify this *****!!
5th Gear
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 9,133
From: New Orleans, La
RE: WHAT CAR IS THIS?
LOL Thats why we live in the US lol but i totally agree guys we need some way to reduce the stupid **** that gets asked day in and day out
ORIGINAL: onepoint8tee
I read an atrticle today about North Korea.. They kill all the babies that are deformed or retarded when they are born so that they can have a "pure" population.
But I am all for the idea of "filtering" the douche bags, and cleansing of the general audiforums.com population... Lets purify this *****!!
I read an atrticle today about North Korea.. They kill all the babies that are deformed or retarded when they are born so that they can have a "pure" population.
But I am all for the idea of "filtering" the douche bags, and cleansing of the general audiforums.com population... Lets purify this *****!!
2nd Gear
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 1,170
From:
RE: WHAT CAR IS THIS?
all i know, is that once i got my b5 for 8 grand, it enlightened me to the euro scale in general. I got intrested in the MKI and MKII jetta and golfs. and if i never got intrested, would never have learnd about these cars unless i got an Audi
If i never discovered this stuff, i would have still been stuck in the land of sooby's and rice... you guys have, sort of, saved me...
anyway, yes, with dropping prices on the older b5's, comes alot of rice and low budget tuning. but also comes kids like me who are intrested in this stuff, and actually want to make a career out of it, and try to make a good name for audi's in general...
not only this, but i have been the target of some jelously with some of my buddies at school, they are looking at thier uncomfortable silva's and fc's and wanting me to drive because they like being in my car. AND i can keep up with them in the canyons...
If i never discovered this stuff, i would have still been stuck in the land of sooby's and rice... you guys have, sort of, saved me...
anyway, yes, with dropping prices on the older b5's, comes alot of rice and low budget tuning. but also comes kids like me who are intrested in this stuff, and actually want to make a career out of it, and try to make a good name for audi's in general...
not only this, but i have been the target of some jelously with some of my buddies at school, they are looking at thier uncomfortable silva's and fc's and wanting me to drive because they like being in my car. AND i can keep up with them in the canyons...
1st Gear
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 227
From: Vancouver/Portland Area
RE: WHAT CAR IS THIS?
ORIGINAL: a4
LOL.
You prove my point: you're too bored. You're spending way too much time replying to my thread, which you deem worthless. For some reason that bothers me. If it were such a waste of time you wouldn't care, now would you?
Now I never said I wasn't bored, though honestly, yes I do "got" a problem with your job. Personal trainers are silly. Do you put them on some fruity protein drink, molest hot women, and make them do a couple of jumping jacks?
Cmon kid welcome to the real world.
LOL you're a funny guy, and remember: don't reply to this! If you do, you prove my point that you're bored.
Cheerio!
A4
ORIGINAL: seahawkfan94
A) Look at some of the other responses, such as the "WTF's," and "that's weird." Your post was absolutely pointless.
B) If you read my posts on the other thread, you'll see that I was responding to the kid in hopes of answering his questions. He has questions concerning options for the ultra-sports, and I was being helpful by providing the answers. If you read the posts, you'll see I never ripped on him. I actually posted once to try and end it all because it was getting played out.
-Oh..and sorry I used "that" rather than "who."
-Since you're getting **** about things here...it took 20 seconds to read your post because it was 9 lines long...not two. Learn to do some fu**ing math.
-Learn when someone's being sarcastic/exaggerating about 1 billion posts. Oh my God..I counted wrong..so it was like 90.
-So it looks to you like I'm bored, huh??? Hmm...that's interesting. What do you call posting a new thread mocking a 15 year old kid, pretending to be a 12 year old? Sounds bored to me. And are you saying everyone on here is bored/doesn't have a life? Yeah...after working 12-14 hour days as a personal trainer using sex-appeal and extensive education (kinesiology, anatomy & physiology) to get people (a high percentage are hot-*** women) in shape, I like to unwind for a few minutes and read a few posts while checking my email. Got a problem w/ it??? You know where to respond.
ORIGINAL: a4
You know what's dumb? Bad English.
"those of you that..."
-should be "who" unless you're talking about inanimate objects reading the posts
"1 billion..."
-I doubt it.
"20 seconds..."
If it took you that long to read a couple of lines you're an idiot.
And no problem for wasting your time. Lighten up. If you feel that 20 seconds of your time was a waste, a) why did you respond and b) why did you spend time typing seven responses to the other thread. Looks to me like you're bored. Sorry for not amusing you, though I praise your perceptiveness and shrewdness in relating my thread as a spoof off the other one you so dutifully pursued.
ORIGINAL: seahawkfan94
For those of you that haven't realized..he's mocking S4Asha....from the previous thread that had like 1 billion responses.
You know what's dumb??? Spending the 20 seconds to read your post..thanks for wasting people's time.
For those of you that haven't realized..he's mocking S4Asha....from the previous thread that had like 1 billion responses.
You know what's dumb??? Spending the 20 seconds to read your post..thanks for wasting people's time.
You know what's dumb? Bad English.
"those of you that..."
-should be "who" unless you're talking about inanimate objects reading the posts
"1 billion..."
-I doubt it.
"20 seconds..."
If it took you that long to read a couple of lines you're an idiot.
And no problem for wasting your time. Lighten up. If you feel that 20 seconds of your time was a waste, a) why did you respond and b) why did you spend time typing seven responses to the other thread. Looks to me like you're bored. Sorry for not amusing you, though I praise your perceptiveness and shrewdness in relating my thread as a spoof off the other one you so dutifully pursued.
B) If you read my posts on the other thread, you'll see that I was responding to the kid in hopes of answering his questions. He has questions concerning options for the ultra-sports, and I was being helpful by providing the answers. If you read the posts, you'll see I never ripped on him. I actually posted once to try and end it all because it was getting played out.
-Oh..and sorry I used "that" rather than "who."
-Since you're getting **** about things here...it took 20 seconds to read your post because it was 9 lines long...not two. Learn to do some fu**ing math.
-Learn when someone's being sarcastic/exaggerating about 1 billion posts. Oh my God..I counted wrong..so it was like 90.
-So it looks to you like I'm bored, huh??? Hmm...that's interesting. What do you call posting a new thread mocking a 15 year old kid, pretending to be a 12 year old? Sounds bored to me. And are you saying everyone on here is bored/doesn't have a life? Yeah...after working 12-14 hour days as a personal trainer using sex-appeal and extensive education (kinesiology, anatomy & physiology) to get people (a high percentage are hot-*** women) in shape, I like to unwind for a few minutes and read a few posts while checking my email. Got a problem w/ it??? You know where to respond.
LOL.
You prove my point: you're too bored. You're spending way too much time replying to my thread, which you deem worthless. For some reason that bothers me. If it were such a waste of time you wouldn't care, now would you?
Now I never said I wasn't bored, though honestly, yes I do "got" a problem with your job. Personal trainers are silly. Do you put them on some fruity protein drink, molest hot women, and make them do a couple of jumping jacks?
Cmon kid welcome to the real world.
LOL you're a funny guy, and remember: don't reply to this! If you do, you prove my point that you're bored.
Cheerio!
A4
Okay...this is not, at this point, a waste of time. It's worth replying back to you. It's not a matter of boredom. I'm going to try and enlighten you, because you seriously sound like a fu**ing moron. One couldn't be more ignorant than yourself with respect to the fitness world. First of all, I'm not a kid...I'm 24 with a degree and four national certifications as a health & fitness professional. Your stereotype of personal trainers and calling them silly is honestly uneducated. But you probably haven't even stepped foot in a gym, and if you have, you probably don't know what the f**k you're doing...and that's okay...most people don't. That's why I have a job that pays well and is very rewarding.
Yes, I have hot clients. No...I do not molest them. But I appreciate you assuming so. I literally shook my head (feeling sorry for you) w/ you talking about jumping jacks, molestation, and the fruity protein drinks. Could you seriously be any more stupid???
I've trained 13 year old kids training for wrestling and football up to a 75 year old woman wanting to prevent falls after hip-replacement surgery, and everything enbetween. We help people reduce chances of heart disease, stroke, cancers, diabetes. We keep them from seeing doctors. We've gotten people off many medications they believed they'd be on forever, and we've worked w/ people who've had strokes, heart attacks, ACL/MCL/PCL injuries, or who simply want to feel better about themselves so they enjoy life.
So are personal trainers still silly??? Don't bring up me being bored enough to respond..that road has passed. I had to respond to this, because you have a pathetic misconception of a booming profession that changes thousands of lives every day.
If you don't believe me check this out:
http://www.24hourfitness.com/html/24_5/
2nd Gear
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,498
From: Neptune Beach, FL
RE: WHAT CAR IS THIS?
I say, we let the mods pick a select group and those of us can move on to the new audi forums......and for new members, there will be a very, VERY rigorous background check to be able to join, then it can go back to the old setup.......nice and clean.
2nd Gear
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 940
From:
RE: WHAT CAR IS THIS?
... How about they just have Stickies covering topics that are asked often, and when a new member joins, on their registration screen it asks them to view the Stickies before posting. If a new member decides to not read the Stickies, and goes ahead to post something that has been covered, we can just say "Read the Stickies before you post, your question has been covered" and that will cut down on stupid questions, and stupid people.
This forum also has a pretty good search function, people need to search before they ask questions.
That is the simplest, most effective way to handle this situation.
This forum also has a pretty good search function, people need to search before they ask questions.
That is the simplest, most effective way to handle this situation.
2nd Gear
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 940
From:
RE: WHAT CAR IS THIS?
ORIGINAL: seahawkfan94
Okay...this is not, at this point, a waste of time. It's worth replying back to you. It's not a matter of boredom. I'm going to try and enlighten you, because you seriously sound like a fu**ing moron. One couldn't be more ignorant than yourself with respect to the fitness world. First of all, I'm not a kid...I'm 24 with a degree and four national certifications as a health & fitness professional. Your stereotype of personal trainers and calling them silly is honestly uneducated. But you probably haven't even stepped foot in a gym, and if you have, you probably don't know what the f**k you're doing...and that's okay...most people don't. That's why I have a job that pays well and is very rewarding.
Yes, I have hot clients. No...I do not molest them. But I appreciate you assuming so. I literally shook my head (feeling sorry for you) w/ you talking about jumping jacks, molestation, and the fruity protein drinks. Could you seriously be any more stupid???
I've trained 13 year old kids training for wrestling and football up to a 75 year old woman wanting to prevent falls after hip-replacement surgery, and everything enbetween. We help people reduce chances of heart disease, stroke, cancers, diabetes. We keep them from seeing doctors. We've gotten people off many medications they believed they'd be on forever, and we've worked w/ people who've had strokes, heart attacks, ACL/MCL/PCL injuries, or who simply want to feel better about themselves so they enjoy life.
So are personal trainers still silly??? Don't bring up me being bored enough to respond..that road has passed. I had to respond to this, because you have a pathetic misconception of a booming profession that changes thousands of lives every day.
If you don't believe me check this out:
http://www.24hourfitness.com/html/24_5/
ORIGINAL: a4
LOL.
You prove my point: you're too bored. You're spending way too much time replying to my thread, which you deem worthless. For some reason that bothers me. If it were such a waste of time you wouldn't care, now would you?
Now I never said I wasn't bored, though honestly, yes I do "got" a problem with your job. Personal trainers are silly. Do you put them on some fruity protein drink, molest hot women, and make them do a couple of jumping jacks?
Cmon kid welcome to the real world.
LOL you're a funny guy, and remember: don't reply to this! If you do, you prove my point that you're bored.
Cheerio!
A4
ORIGINAL: seahawkfan94
A) Look at some of the other responses, such as the "WTF's," and "that's weird." Your post was absolutely pointless.
B) If you read my posts on the other thread, you'll see that I was responding to the kid in hopes of answering his questions. He has questions concerning options for the ultra-sports, and I was being helpful by providing the answers. If you read the posts, you'll see I never ripped on him. I actually posted once to try and end it all because it was getting played out.
-Oh..and sorry I used "that" rather than "who."
-Since you're getting **** about things here...it took 20 seconds to read your post because it was 9 lines long...not two. Learn to do some fu**ing math.
-Learn when someone's being sarcastic/exaggerating about 1 billion posts. Oh my God..I counted wrong..so it was like 90.
-So it looks to you like I'm bored, huh??? Hmm...that's interesting. What do you call posting a new thread mocking a 15 year old kid, pretending to be a 12 year old? Sounds bored to me. And are you saying everyone on here is bored/doesn't have a life? Yeah...after working 12-14 hour days as a personal trainer using sex-appeal and extensive education (kinesiology, anatomy & physiology) to get people (a high percentage are hot-*** women) in shape, I like to unwind for a few minutes and read a few posts while checking my email. Got a problem w/ it??? You know where to respond.
ORIGINAL: a4
You know what's dumb? Bad English.
"those of you that..."
-should be "who" unless you're talking about inanimate objects reading the posts
"1 billion..."
-I doubt it.
"20 seconds..."
If it took you that long to read a couple of lines you're an idiot.
And no problem for wasting your time. Lighten up. If you feel that 20 seconds of your time was a waste, a) why did you respond and b) why did you spend time typing seven responses to the other thread. Looks to me like you're bored. Sorry for not amusing you, though I praise your perceptiveness and shrewdness in relating my thread as a spoof off the other one you so dutifully pursued.
ORIGINAL: seahawkfan94
For those of you that haven't realized..he's mocking S4Asha....from the previous thread that had like 1 billion responses.
You know what's dumb??? Spending the 20 seconds to read your post..thanks for wasting people's time.
For those of you that haven't realized..he's mocking S4Asha....from the previous thread that had like 1 billion responses.
You know what's dumb??? Spending the 20 seconds to read your post..thanks for wasting people's time.
You know what's dumb? Bad English.
"those of you that..."
-should be "who" unless you're talking about inanimate objects reading the posts
"1 billion..."
-I doubt it.
"20 seconds..."
If it took you that long to read a couple of lines you're an idiot.
And no problem for wasting your time. Lighten up. If you feel that 20 seconds of your time was a waste, a) why did you respond and b) why did you spend time typing seven responses to the other thread. Looks to me like you're bored. Sorry for not amusing you, though I praise your perceptiveness and shrewdness in relating my thread as a spoof off the other one you so dutifully pursued.
B) If you read my posts on the other thread, you'll see that I was responding to the kid in hopes of answering his questions. He has questions concerning options for the ultra-sports, and I was being helpful by providing the answers. If you read the posts, you'll see I never ripped on him. I actually posted once to try and end it all because it was getting played out.
-Oh..and sorry I used "that" rather than "who."
-Since you're getting **** about things here...it took 20 seconds to read your post because it was 9 lines long...not two. Learn to do some fu**ing math.
-Learn when someone's being sarcastic/exaggerating about 1 billion posts. Oh my God..I counted wrong..so it was like 90.
-So it looks to you like I'm bored, huh??? Hmm...that's interesting. What do you call posting a new thread mocking a 15 year old kid, pretending to be a 12 year old? Sounds bored to me. And are you saying everyone on here is bored/doesn't have a life? Yeah...after working 12-14 hour days as a personal trainer using sex-appeal and extensive education (kinesiology, anatomy & physiology) to get people (a high percentage are hot-*** women) in shape, I like to unwind for a few minutes and read a few posts while checking my email. Got a problem w/ it??? You know where to respond.
LOL.
You prove my point: you're too bored. You're spending way too much time replying to my thread, which you deem worthless. For some reason that bothers me. If it were such a waste of time you wouldn't care, now would you?
Now I never said I wasn't bored, though honestly, yes I do "got" a problem with your job. Personal trainers are silly. Do you put them on some fruity protein drink, molest hot women, and make them do a couple of jumping jacks?
Cmon kid welcome to the real world.
LOL you're a funny guy, and remember: don't reply to this! If you do, you prove my point that you're bored.
Cheerio!
A4
Okay...this is not, at this point, a waste of time. It's worth replying back to you. It's not a matter of boredom. I'm going to try and enlighten you, because you seriously sound like a fu**ing moron. One couldn't be more ignorant than yourself with respect to the fitness world. First of all, I'm not a kid...I'm 24 with a degree and four national certifications as a health & fitness professional. Your stereotype of personal trainers and calling them silly is honestly uneducated. But you probably haven't even stepped foot in a gym, and if you have, you probably don't know what the f**k you're doing...and that's okay...most people don't. That's why I have a job that pays well and is very rewarding.
Yes, I have hot clients. No...I do not molest them. But I appreciate you assuming so. I literally shook my head (feeling sorry for you) w/ you talking about jumping jacks, molestation, and the fruity protein drinks. Could you seriously be any more stupid???
I've trained 13 year old kids training for wrestling and football up to a 75 year old woman wanting to prevent falls after hip-replacement surgery, and everything enbetween. We help people reduce chances of heart disease, stroke, cancers, diabetes. We keep them from seeing doctors. We've gotten people off many medications they believed they'd be on forever, and we've worked w/ people who've had strokes, heart attacks, ACL/MCL/PCL injuries, or who simply want to feel better about themselves so they enjoy life.
So are personal trainers still silly??? Don't bring up me being bored enough to respond..that road has passed. I had to respond to this, because you have a pathetic misconception of a booming profession that changes thousands of lives every day.
If you don't believe me check this out:
http://www.24hourfitness.com/html/24_5/
