...sorry, the thread kinda took a bird-walk there, but I couldn't let our color be slandered...

...go APR! There, back on track.

 

nevar! black power!

...

 

Wait, im silver.... [:@]

 

SILVER POWER!!!

 

*hums anticipation*

 

"Patience is a virtue" my dear... If you'd like, I have some buddies in upstate NY who own porsches. I might be able to have them pull your car around town for a few days and give you a taste of that torque you so heavily anticipate.... You'll be running quick soon enough. Enjoy the gas milage while you still have it!

 

Funny you mention gas mileage... I've been get 30 MPGs city and 50 highway.
I heard a chip improves gas milage, because of better timing. Not that it's a giant gain, but apparently enough to start a rumor about!

 

Yeah, I also heard that the chip is the veritable "fountain of youth" to anyone who installs it! It reduces the signs of aging and eliminates joint pain in senior citizens. Any child concieved near the chip will be able to deflect bullets and leap buildings in a single bound...(you think that rumor will take?)

Listen sister, with the added power, you'll be inclined to whomp on the peddal whenever you can, thus killing your gas-milage. I'm pushing 17psi boost and I drive like 2x harder than I did when Audrey (that's my audi's name) was stock. You'll see... oh, you'll see...

 

Think I can somehow incorporate the chip into western medicine?
I can see it now... HMO's covering chips with only a $20 co-pay! Ahh, dreams sure are sweet!

 

Not Western medicine persay, but Eastern-Germany medacine...yes. Those crazy krauts will go for any medicle practace that is slightly off keel.

...I rest my case...