I was IM'ing this to Chris, but then decided I'd share with the whole group. So here's my copy and pasted IM's about my night out last night.

AchttungTT: so this is interesting....
AchttungTT: i was at the bar last night, drunk as usual, when i decided i was gonna pull my ***** out thru my fly, and walk around as long as i could until someone MADE me put them away.
AchttungTT: guys laughed, girls screamed and ran away, a good time had by all
AchttungTT: i put them away after i though i had given everyone there a good shock
AchttungTT: then girls started bringing other girls over who apparently HADN'T seen my ***** out
AchttungTT: so i pulled them back out for them, we all laughed
AchttungTT: right at the end of the night, after the place had pretty much cleared out, and i was throwing a tennis ball for a dog (yes, inside the bar still, Im gonna miss that bar), some girl comes up and asks my name, and if im around that bar much
AchttungTT: she just wanted to tell me that i was awesome, and hugged me
AchttungTT: the funny thing is, im in that bar ALL the time, apparently generally unnoticed
AchttungTT: once ***** come out, its a different story, and i don't need to approach girls, they come to me.
AchttungTT: its a new tactic i'm gonna try to develop. I think it has promise.

 

I'm really happy I didn't have to see that at H20.

 

That was a sausage fest. Not saying that what i did in the bar couldn't be considered awkward, but at H2O that would have been straight up wrong.

Don't hang out with me when theres a ton of girls around and you'll never have to worry about seeing my junk hanging out.

 

Ha. I'm not saying what you said was wrong. Reminds me of a ton of college stories. Its good to see people are still living it up while I'm at home hanging out with the wifey and dogs.

 

I've been called 'child-like' on a few occasions. Intended as a compliment.

Life's much more fun if you're only serious when you need to be. Keeps the stress down.

 

I still have a couple years of school left, so I might have to try this - my only question is, any special technique? Im' a fan of the batwing myself, and the goat may be a little hard to pull off over an extended period of time...

 

They were just hanging loose. My hands were busy, no way to get fancy about it. one hand was holding my drink, the other ready to ward off a ball attack. Smartass friends think its funny to try to backhand exposed *****. Not cool.

 

I laughed so freaking hard when I saw that IM waiting for me on my laptop!

VERY funny!


Maybe I should try it to..... [8D] (Just at a different bar)

 

to make a terrible pun: to do that it definitely takes some ***** lol