Try being in the computer repair business... I love the customer that thinks he knows everything, that thinks we do everything for free, or that nitpicks about everything.

Me: Yes sir, how can I help you today?
Customer: There's something wrong with myComp-a-cue.
Me:I'm sorry your what?
Customer: Here (throws on table).
Me: Looks at label... says Compaq... sigh :-/

 

Comp-a-cue = priceless

i would have laughed in his face hahaha

 

Hard not to sometimes, it takes a lot of selfcontrol not to slap people sometimes.

 

I know how that goes for sure!
some of the questions people ask are just hilarious

 

Buddy of mine messed up his doors on his a4 real good last night trying to keep up with me.

 

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One of my friends never saw my car after it got reprogrammed & wanted to see if it could keep up with him. So we were driving on a couple of long curvy roads by us stay on him the whole time. Then after we stopped hung out we headed back & this time I was in front. I took a like 45 degree turn down a hill moving about 50mph, after I passed it I thought to myself: "oh hsit, he's gonna slide!" Next thing I know I see his headlights in my rear view mirror then it tilted & only saw one. His front tires were pretty bald.

 

Have any of you guy had people think you car was part of the Olympic's. I was pumping gas and this guy come's out the store and say's Beshing and I said Im sorry what was that. He said the Olympic's. I laught and said that's 5 ring's I have 4. It's a Audi sur.

 

^^ MORON!!! ^^

 

What's everyone having for dinner?
I'm hungry and unsure of what to cook...