You know, one time a group of girls wrote all over my car with that window chalk and it got on the rubber window seals which was a Bitch for me to get off. I got pissed and went to walmart and bought a 25lb bucket of cooking lard, I covered their whole car in it, can you imagine how hard it is to get 25lbs of greesy lard off your car after it has set in the sun all day.

 

slice his windows and throw dead fish or the stinkiest **** you can find all over his interior, and drain his oil ;-)

 

ps, give us an update

 

+1

 

here's a fun one - pour flour into the vents on top of the hood - as much as you can - make sure to wipe it clean so he's unsuspecting - first time he kicks on his fan he'll look like Casper! [8D]

Had a friend who's ex did that to him on his old Celica - laughed so hard damn near pist myself...

Also if it rains the **** turns to glue.... lol

 

Four words.... skunk scent water balloons.

 

i would drain the oil to man, who the **** throws dip at your car thats fucked up

 

I like the **** one. SInce he threw spit in your car I would soak his inside and out with **** and if that stuff really stays then he will be reminded of this for a long time. Then call him from a pay phone and tell him you did it and that you were they guy he threw spit at. And tell him all the info you have on him so that he knows you can always get back at him anytime you feel like it.

 

I am a firm believer that if they smite you on the cheek turn the other cheek.

Just move on He is a a$$hole and what goes around comes around. He will get his someday.

Why jeopardize your freedom by breaking the law.

Here is a idea. Post his name and number and we can all keep calling him and sending him letters. Not breaking the law, very very very annoying. I know I would call him at lets say 3am.



POST AWAY BUDDY

 

I had something similar happen to me so what we did was you take and **** in a ziploc bag, freez it flat in ur freezer so that way if he cracks his windows you just slide it into his jeep, and wait for it to melt, trust me it works great. I have done some messed up stuff, like take the valve stems out of his tires but then knife them also so when he does figure out that he is missing valve stems and buy new ones then try to fill up the tires they still are flat. Trust me it will **** him off. Honestly I wouldnt call him and let him know that you know where he lives and stuff that just means that he will be watching, I have waited months in order to get someone back and my thoughts are "Go Big or Go Home" Let me know if you need any more ideas.

PS you could allways just kick his ***!!!