TT haters
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 42
RE: TT haters
Drain his oil, Slash his tires, then bust his taillights... Then just go on with life.. he would never think it was u.. and how would he ever find u? And you will just go on living life happy.. o and u should drive by his place every once in awhile to see how the jeeps doin.
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Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 561
From: SWFL
RE: TT haters
ORIGINAL: fluffycharm
ok...i love this kind of stuff...
OPTION # 1
Go to a chinese supermarket.
Buy FISH SAUCE. Cheap anywhere btwn $0.89 - $1.50.
( What is fish sauce? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_sauce )
Basically fish that is allowed to ferment in salt...stinks like a ****.
OPTION # 2
Go to a chinese supermarket.
Buy SHRIMP PASTE. Bit more expensiveabout $2-$3.
Purple in color.
Dilute this stuff in water.
( what is shrimp sauce? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_sauce )
Basically shrimp that is fermented...worse than fishy sauce.
OPTION # 3
Pee in a bucket everyday and let it sit.
Wait til you think you got enough...by then it should be cloudy.
Put on a gas mask.
OPTION # 4
Buy some cheap fish at a supermarket preferrably not filets...
or go to a bait shop or fish store or go get them yourself.
Put in bucket wil just enough water to cover them.
The more fish the better.
Let sit in the sun for a week...make sure they are rotting before use.
Put on gas mask.
OPTION # 5
Go drinking then eat.
Go home and make yourself puke in to a bag/bucket.
Add a bit of water.
This for sure works...
Secret option # 6...
Go fishing or somehow get yourself a small shark (12-24 inches long) of course the bigger the better.
Let it die and sit in a bucket for about 4-7 days with a little bit of water.
Make sure flies can get to it so u have the MAGGOT factor.
Whatever you do, do not smell this stuff...you will lose everything u have ate in the last week.
I guarantee you will smell this for miles...
(My father and I forgot a shark on our boat for a week in the hot sun...I will never forget that year....everyday we walked by the boat and wondered what the Heck?...My father investigated it...it was nasty.)
[X(]
Try whichever above. Just make sure you get the stuff in his car...preferably on the cloth seats...he will remember.
Don't messup his car...that way he will have to smell this crap for days on end....and he won't beable to sell the car.
Good luck.
And post his number....it would be fun.
ok...i love this kind of stuff...
OPTION # 1
Go to a chinese supermarket.
Buy FISH SAUCE. Cheap anywhere btwn $0.89 - $1.50.
( What is fish sauce? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_sauce )
Basically fish that is allowed to ferment in salt...stinks like a ****.
OPTION # 2
Go to a chinese supermarket.
Buy SHRIMP PASTE. Bit more expensiveabout $2-$3.
Purple in color.
Dilute this stuff in water.
( what is shrimp sauce? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_sauce )
Basically shrimp that is fermented...worse than fishy sauce.
OPTION # 3
Pee in a bucket everyday and let it sit.
Wait til you think you got enough...by then it should be cloudy.
Put on a gas mask.
OPTION # 4
Buy some cheap fish at a supermarket preferrably not filets...
or go to a bait shop or fish store or go get them yourself.
Put in bucket wil just enough water to cover them.
The more fish the better.
Let sit in the sun for a week...make sure they are rotting before use.
Put on gas mask.
OPTION # 5
Go drinking then eat.
Go home and make yourself puke in to a bag/bucket.
Add a bit of water.
This for sure works...
Secret option # 6...
Go fishing or somehow get yourself a small shark (12-24 inches long) of course the bigger the better.
Let it die and sit in a bucket for about 4-7 days with a little bit of water.
Make sure flies can get to it so u have the MAGGOT factor.
Whatever you do, do not smell this stuff...you will lose everything u have ate in the last week.
I guarantee you will smell this for miles...
(My father and I forgot a shark on our boat for a week in the hot sun...I will never forget that year....everyday we walked by the boat and wondered what the Heck?...My father investigated it...it was nasty.)
[X(]
Try whichever above. Just make sure you get the stuff in his car...preferably on the cloth seats...he will remember.
Don't messup his car...that way he will have to smell this crap for days on end....and he won't beable to sell the car.
Good luck.
And post his number....it would be fun.
May I just say--- that wins the 'BEST FIRST POST AWARD'.
That's one heck of a first post, man! JEEZ do you know how to break the ice.
OK, I know I know, but... why 'get back at him'? He's a moron, not worth your time, anger or effort... At best you're going to feel immature afterwards. At worst, you're going to get caught and provoke a violent reaction which, in retrospect, you will see completely clearly was less than worth it.
2nd Gear
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 656
From:
RE: TT haters
This guy is a jerk and will continue to do this unless he sees that there are unwanted circumstances for his actions. If he is in his car and does stupid things like that and you can get his license plate number then he deserves to get something done to him. An eye for an eye. I still say go with the making his car smell like sh********t and then calling him from a pay phone to let him know who did it and why. Maybe then he might think twice next time.
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Joined: May 2006
Posts: 316
From:
RE: TT haters
dont post his number or address you dont want any acts of vandalism being traced back to you. What ever you do tell him its just the start so that every time he hears a car drive by he will run to the window or wake up
2nd Gear
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 561
From: SWFL
RE: TT haters
All I know is... if you choose to retaliate, expect things to intensify and reprocussions to come. If you are OK with that and are the retaliatory type, that is your bag of laundry. As for me, an experience like that just gives me yet another example in life of what not to do.
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