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Old Apr 10, 2008 | 12:25 AM
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ok so there is some kid with a 3 series its like 32 something im not sure but anyways he talks alot of **** about how his car is the fastest at the school but its not even close for sure im pretty sure its just straight stock and im chipped so do you i think i could take a 3 series
 
Old Apr 10, 2008 | 12:27 AM
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For all I know you have a civic...
 
Old Apr 10, 2008 | 12:30 AM
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I'm guessing you have an A4, ans I'm gonna tell you right now, th ee36 3series is quick stock, well at least the 328 and 325, so you should make sure what he has first and if he has a 328, walk away. I personally don't think a chiped 1.8t could take a stock 328 (I know I know I have a 12v) but my friends 328 would tear me apart after mid way through 2nd and on the highway OMG that thing was just gone. Made me want my BMW again, but then I remembered I had quattro.


so after all this rambling, I'm gonna go with don't race him, street racing is dumb
 
Old Apr 10, 2008 | 12:36 AM
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thanks and yea i have a 99.5 a4 quattro i wasnt gonna race but i dont like to talk trash unless im right so in order to beat a 328 would i have to get a bigger turbo like a ko4 or gtrs
 
Old Apr 10, 2008 | 12:46 AM
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Blah.
I hate BMW ******.
I was at a car wash once and my best friend is in his 328is and I'm in my A4. Anyway so we pull up to the car wash and the guy who works there happens to drive a 325. So we all start talking and I don't know how we came to this point but the guy turns to me and is like ha well I mean I could beat you starting off in 5th gear.
Point is F BMW ******. They're all full of them self until they spin out on the snow and drive into a guardrail.

I hate how when ever I'm out with my buddy people are like OMG you have a BMW!?
What I hate even more is the fact that the thing is really fun to drive and probably could beat my car starting out in 5th gear. [&:]

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So yeah he would win and it sounds like it's a 328?
 
Old Apr 10, 2008 | 12:47 AM
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Just put sand in the intake it will bore you out to 2.0t as well as a ported intake mani and and turbo. Easy 80-90 hp.
 
Old Apr 10, 2008 | 12:52 AM
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haha what a thread
 
Old Apr 10, 2008 | 12:54 AM
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^^ yea... I actually got 110 hp doing that but I also put some sand in the gas tank
 
Old Apr 10, 2008 | 12:57 AM
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Well if you want to put sand in the gas tank as well that is highly prefered because your injectors will get bored out to 660 cc's then there is no need for fueling upgrades.
 
Old Apr 10, 2008 | 01:01 AM
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My dad's been a BMW ***** for about two months now.


J/K.


Sorta. [8D]
 

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