I had a 318is and theres a joke for BMW drivers that I'm sure some of you have heard

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? With porcupines, the ****** are on the outside.

I'd have to agree with the sand method, you can definitely get gains at the flywheel which translates to AWHP!

 

you both have automatics, you both have ~01-02's. it would be different if they were stick and if he didnt have the xi, he would walk you all day everyday. I would say the kid with the Black Man's Weiner would get a chipped a4, so long as he is stick and not awd. FWD chipped 1.8t vs RWD 328i would be an interesting race though.

 

there are audi ****** and there are BMW ******, the point is both cars are good, so you dont go out and become a *****, as for that kid tell him he drives an old *** car and to step off then race him in the rain or snow if he still wants to go, but yeha i think you can keep up with him, if its a 92 and hes a ***** hes probably already killed the engine.

 

i took a 1997 328I it was close as hell but i got him. And i dont have a chip.

 

Thanks for replies well some of them and **** some of you ******** its called common courtesy i come here for help not flamers, btw its a 325i and hes a shitty driver from what ive seen but i still dont know if i would take him some people say i would some say i wouldnt idk but why are people with bmws always ******?

 

people with bmw's in general think they are the shiz, i actually know a few bmw owners that are way cool to, so i think you just ran into a bad apple. just chip your car and you will easily be able to beat him regardless.

 

ive got your back on this, im in high school and i hate when people talk shi t bout cars and they know nothing bout even there own cars.
is his car stick?
i think you should tell him to race you on rolling so you will crush him. from what i figured out aspirated cars dont kick good on freeways.
turbo cars get up, i just let my boost build up and your gone at about 120. and on a little slant downhill it feels like your flying.
3 series arent anything to worry about unless your talking 335 or 330
the 328is is the scary one too so look out.

 

therez some russian kid at my school who drives a e36 convertable. dnt remeber exactly what trim it was. mayb 325ci?
i dont remember wat type of bimmer because i was in front of him the whole time we raced haha

 

One of the reasons i got my audi is cause where i live, every other douchebag and his douche brother has a 3 series bmw. Seriously they are everywhere, i see so many of them that if i never saw another bimmer in my life i'd be happy. They're all just going with the crowd and trying to fit in.

 

Not all of us are ******. That kid could be a ***** if he were driving a toyota tercel. I drive a 740i in the good weather and I bought a 1997 1.8t fwd as a winter beater. I love both cars, for different reasons, then again I'm 38 and dont have any testosterone left or I'd probably be driving an M3. Both companies are great.