No pleasing you huh

 

aahhhhhh..... [sm=forgetit.gif]

 

Try this:
A man is out, driving happily along in his car late one
Saturday evening. Before too long, the cops pull him over.

The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you
been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving all over the road officer?"

"No," replied, the policeman, "You were driving splendidly.
It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."

 

that was you.......[sm=bustedsign.gif]

Better, but still old jokes

 

Anything to earn your respect, sir.

 

You have it, it has been earned a LONG time ago [sm=smiley20.gif]

 

you lost my respect once i found out you drive a TIP [8D]

 

I forgot about that.... respect revolked!!!

 

****!

 

such a potty mouth for a mod