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Old Nov 21, 2011 | 03:58 PM
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Well the other day I ordered a new key Fob from the audi dealership ( $120 cut to my car) and spent a little time walking around their showroom with my jaw un-hindged from my head.

As I was waiting in the service department I found myself glaring a black b8 "Stasis" model s4 with a fellow audi owner exchanging jokes about how it would be impossible for either of us to afford a car like that. We were looking at the sweet *** two tone black/red leather seats with a screen on the dash that is probably more expensive than my TV. Exhaust pipes could fit a baseball inside of them and there were four of them!

As me and this fellow audi owner were blatantly checking out this awesome "truth in engineering" the guy that was talking with the service rep started to walk over. He was wearing a very nice suit with shoes that probably equal 2 weeks pay for me. Clicked his little key fob and the lit up. The other audi owner and myself felt pretty dumb as the guy gets into his car looks at both us, smiles, winks, and says "not bad huh?"

Both of us laughed as this thing pulled out of the garage thing, car sounded amazing. I felt like **** getting back into my b5 and drove home.

just though i'd share - go to your audi dealership look around. Pretty ******* awesome what you can find there.
 
Old Nov 21, 2011 | 04:41 PM
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the closest one here had their r8 spider locked in a room all alone, i bet it wants to play with the s5.
 
Old Nov 21, 2011 | 06:14 PM
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just think. one day youll be able to afford a car like that. in about ten years or so. dont feel bad. some people need to buy used. personally im just waiting for the day one of those b7 rs4 are 15 years old and less than 15,000
 
Old Nov 21, 2011 | 06:41 PM
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import an rs2 epic as ****. its 15 years old and 15k then by the time that goes the rs4 can be import maybe c5 rs6?
 
Old Nov 21, 2011 | 06:48 PM
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just google searched audi rs2. thing looks dope.

i love cars that are not a dime a dozen ya know? thats sort of why i like saab even though they are a dead brand walking. Screw BMW's because every jackass making more than 70gs a year drives a an e46 and thinks they are king ****.

id rather have a car that is a little less driven - i feel like around here at least there are wayyy less audis than bims or benz
 
Old Nov 22, 2011 | 06:12 AM
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Dudes if you´re complaining about audi prices in USA you got to know the situation here in Brazil. On simple as **** FWD 1.8T A4 costs about 80K USD!

I want to go B7, again... FWD... 1.8T or 2.0... not quattro (quattos here are very rare) costs around 30k USD (2007!!!).

And a fugly civic, brand new, costs 35k USD.

Plz stop complaining hehehehehehe
 
Old Nov 22, 2011 | 08:02 AM
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And a fugly civic, brand new, costs 35k USD.

Plz stop complaining hehehehehehe
**** everything about this
 
Old Nov 22, 2011 | 08:36 AM
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rs2 is such hot **** easy enough to convert as well

car ****!

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Old Nov 22, 2011 | 09:00 AM
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^ I came.
 
Old Nov 22, 2011 | 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by CCA4
^ I came.
+1

The white looks sick - but it pisses me off that the bumped doesnt sit flush - there is a small gap!

looks like the car doesnt even have tires lol
 



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