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Old Jun 6, 2008 | 10:10 AM
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are you handicap or special ed?
now we can see ......
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 10:19 AM
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Ok, i don't knowwhy all you 1.8t drivers that said that you've driven a 2.8 say that it's slow. first off it is and i am f'ing dumb... thats the only conclusion i can come to.. second... i have a 1999 2.8L 30v V6 BONE STOCK!!!! no mods, at all!!i raced an s4 avant the other day and it's one of many cars that's beaten me so far! here are a list of the cars that i've lost to street racing...
1. 350z From what i could hear it was turboed, had an exhaust and a whole bunch of visual mods, n ways off the line, he spun out and i took the advantage, then we went up to 125mph untill i made a turn, cause i was 30 cars back
2. Neon Sxt, he had a blow off valve sim in his tailpipe so that means he had a turbo right?, and i really don't know what this kid had under his hood. it was a pretty fair race, but i won by a car length.
3. Roush mustang, ok didn't beat him but, i stayed on his *** the whole time, he never got further than two car lengths cause that is as far as the tow strap would let us get from each other
4. golf Gti- Vr6, It was pretty stock, i kicked his *** off the line, and later all i could see was two little lights in the distance cause he was parked outside his g/f's house
5. RX-8, he had a body kit, dunno what else, off the line, i kicked his *** but he got closer every time i shifted... lol damn rotary engine...cause the rx-8's are junk
6.New civic si, he didn't even stand a chance...he was parked
7.jetta 1.8t, i think it was a gli, from the rims, but couldn't tellit was debaged, he was pretty fast but he never passed me...cause he was pointing and laughing
8.s4 avant, he kicked my *** off the line, but i stayed on his tailuntill we got passed 130 mile marker, i got a ticket the night before... lol

sooo, here's to all yo idiots that think the 2.8 is slow. all i know is that my engine is probably one of the smothest running engines on a a4 that i test drove, when i was looking for cars...
there fixed it for you..... have a nice day
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 10:30 AM
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there might be a possibility that those people can't drive for sheet lol. o ya chaos92287 lives in fl. you should race him if you can convince him lol. this is would be almost as funny as the sand thread but nobody believes him
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 10:43 AM
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I drive a V6, It's not terribly slow, but It sure as hell isnt faster then a turbo'd 350z what the hell you smokin willis?
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 10:55 AM
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I'm trying to figure this out... You smoked a Turbo 350Z, but only beat an SRT-4 by a car length? WTF?!?!

BTW: ALL SRT-4's ARE TURBO, EVEN THE ONES WITHOUT BOV's
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 11:13 AM
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ORIGINAL: 30vQuattro

Ok, i don't know why all you 1.8t drivers that said that you've driven a 2.8 say that it's slow. first of all you're alll f'ing dumb, or you've driven one with problems... thats the only conclusion i can come to.. second... i have a 1999 2.8L 30v V6 BONE STOCK!!!! no mods, at all!! i raced an s4 advant the other day and it's one of the only cars that's beaten me so far! here are a list of the cars that i've beaten street racing...
1. 350z From what i could hear it was turboed, had an exhaust and a whole bunch of visual mods, n ways off the line, he spun out and i took the advantage, then we went up to 125mph untill i made a turn.
2. Neon SRT-4, he had a blow off valve so that means he had a turbo, and i really don't know what this kid had under his hood. it was a pretty fair race, but i won by a car length.
3. Roush mustang, ok didn't beat him but, i stayed on his *** the whole time, he never got further than two car lengths
4. golf Gti- Vr6, It was pretty stock, i kicked his *** off the line, and later all i could see was two little lights in the distance
5. RX-8, he had a body kit, dunno what else, off the line, i kicked his *** but he got closer every time i shifted... lol damn rotary engine...
6.New civic si, he didn't even stand a chance...
7.jetta 1.8t, i think it was a gti, from the rims, but couldn't tell it was debaged, he was pretty fast but he never passed me...
8.s4 avant, he kicked my *** off the line, but i stayed on his tail untill we got passed 130, i got a ticket the night before... lol

sooo, here's to all yo idiots that think the 2.8 is slow. all i know is that my engine is probably one of the smothest running engines on a a4 that i test drove, when i was looking for cars...
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 12:51 PM
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dont feed the troll
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 12:52 PM
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Kemp, we all thought you died! How have you been!?
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 01:11 PM
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haha srt4? i think not dude. driven my managers before that things ****** fast and his ***** stock. 230 hp with turbo will beat your 200 hp non turbo. plus the neons are so light i think they weigh roughly 60 lbs im not sure though
 
Old Jun 6, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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Racing parked cars is not racing
 
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