You have multiple sunroofs?

 

Yes, one that doesn't work but doesn't leak, and one that works but leaks.

 

You have multiple sex toys?

 

Yes, the used one I got from your Dad and the one I borrowed from my Aunt.

 

My dad and your aunt are dating.

Your aunt is a ****. <3

 

Hurry and get yo sh*t fixed so we can talk about cars again!

 

:'(

Found a black A6... might check it out today.

 

Avant I'm hoping?

 

She's ******* here to stay, bitches.

I've been driving her at night on the weekends (still rough to start up, but once started it runs fine and at night because I don't want to get pulled over for my Rejection sticker) and it makes me love her all over again.

Got my hands on a scanner today and pulled one code, P0116 Engine Coolant Temp CKT Range/Perf.

I believe the problem is the coolant temp sensor, $13, no biggie. Once that's replaced and fixes the problem (let's pray...) the timing belt, water pump, thermostat and maybe a few other random things will be replaced. I get a great deal on parts and labor from where I bought the car and they do really good work.

We're back in business, baby.

 

I don't believe you.........