B5 Models Please discuss all 1996 - 2001 B5 A4 topics here...

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Old Jan 30, 2011 | 05:32 PM
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Old Jan 30, 2011 | 06:54 PM
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She's my Audi A4's long lost twin!

My 01 A4 B5 and yours was separated at manufacturing,Mine ended up in Connecticut and i had no idea where her sister was until now!

My A4 is 3 years older than yours,so that makes mine a bigger sister,yours being a 1998 and mine an 2001

Sorry to say,your A4's adoptive parents were abausive and neglectful to her,while mine on the other hand was spoiled

Don't you worry,all you have to do is show her a lot of TLC and throw a complete set of lower door moldings on her,she looks naked whithout them for crying out loud.

Before you know it,she'll be right as rain.
 

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Old Jan 30, 2011 | 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by morpheous
My A4 is 3 years older than yours,so that makes mine a bigger sister,yours being a 1998 and mine an 2001
Wouldn't that make yours 3 years younger, and the little sister? Haha
 
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 06:43 AM
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Old Jan 31, 2011 | 11:27 AM
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Taking a picture won't do any good,you have to run a vag-com scan on it to see if one or more of the coil packs are misfiring on cylinders.
 
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 11:46 AM
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fox resize your pix.... makes checking this thread a bear
 
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 11:55 AM
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hahahah ^ +1
 
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by morpheous
She's my Audi A4's long lost twin!

My 01 A4 B5 and yours was separated at manufacturing,Mine ended up in Connecticut and i had no idea where her sister was until now!

My A4 is 3 years older than yours,so that makes mine a bigger sister,yours being a 1998 and mine an 2001

Sorry to say,your A4's adoptive parents were abausive and neglectful to her,while mine on the other hand was spoiled

Don't you worry,all you have to do is show her a lot of TLC and throw a complete set of lower door moldings on her,she looks naked whithout them for crying out loud.

Before you know it,she'll be right as rain.
your a4 is 3 yrs newer, learn to do the math.... and his would be the bigger sister


3 yrs apart means they would of never been in the factory together
 
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by turbo kraut
your a4 is 3 yrs newer, learn to do the math.... and his would be the bigger sister


3 yrs apart means they would of never been in the factory together
I think you obviously have nothing better to do...you are taking the joke way too serious and literal.
 
Old Jan 31, 2011 | 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by morpheous
I think you obviously have nothing better to do...you are taking the joke way too serious and literal.
no i have been on this site for yrs, and am tired of all the noobs(guys with less than 2 yrs or posts of less than 500) giving out incorrect info

hey we all mess up.... i even have.... but when called out on it i either fix it or apologize....


and just for clarification noob is not like calling someone an ******* or ************....
 



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