Your Saturn Ion Sucks
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2nd Gear
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 911
From: Saint Petersburg, FL
Your Saturn Ion Sucks
I'm so excited, especially since fixing the car and this kid deserved it. I live in Navy town, and not to stereotype but most Navy kids are morons. Sad but true.
So me and my wife are in my STOCK car at a light and this kid in a Saturn Ion with an exhuast in the middle of his bumper, completely gay comes up to the light revving and rocking back and forth, so when the light goes green I punch it and 2 car lengths on him. I killed it at 60, I think that means I won, and I'm not reckless but he continues to who knows what speed and then puts his flashers on, I'm thinking, small *****.
I just wanted to share.
So me and my wife are in my STOCK car at a light and this kid in a Saturn Ion with an exhuast in the middle of his bumper, completely gay comes up to the light revving and rocking back and forth, so when the light goes green I punch it and 2 car lengths on him. I killed it at 60, I think that means I won, and I'm not reckless but he continues to who knows what speed and then puts his flashers on, I'm thinking, small *****.
I just wanted to share.
yea the funny thing is... they have that same center exhaust body kit option for a KIA hahaha thats sad... i mean MAYBE if he had the ion redline (supercharged) then i could understand him reving at you... but they dont make that stupid center exhaust for the redline.... so he us just an epic fail lol
2nd Gear
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 562
From: Vermont
bahahaha.. reminds me of today.. coming to work i get into the major route 2 lane road 55mph.. im in second gear and some godawful sunfire with a fart can and HUGE aluminum wing comes onto the road right behind me then switches lanes to come hauling by me.. maybe it makes me just as much of a retard but i just couldnt seem to let that happen.. second gear is the **** with my car so i just turned it on thru 65 or so and he stayed behind me the rest of the way to my job lol.. some people just need to be put in their place i feel like..
Last edited by osin34; Apr 2, 2010 at 07:20 PM.
The audi/VW guys I hang out with to do cruise to this German restaurant every Friday and its the funniest thing to see everything with a useless wing and a fart can rev their lunch box at us...like we are going to be impressed with your honda lol.
