I have a 2009 Audi A8L D3 that will not crank or start.

I owned and drove the car for 1 month without issues. The problem began with errors "ACC not available" and "Parking break malfunction!" and I would have difficulty starting the car. Repeatedly trying to start the car would allow the car to start and run. I noticed the battery would die very quickly while running and inspecting codes, and a jump start would start the car without issue. Battery tested bad, so I replaced the battery. It ran without issue for 1 week after replacing the battery.

Suddenly, the errors returned and I have been unable to start the car. It also gave an additional error "Engage N or P to start engine" (I've tried both N and P, with no crank or start).

OBDeleven will not connect for some reason (works great on my newer Audi), but Carly with a cheap OBD adapter pulls and resets codes just fine. Reset codes with Carly, and attempted to start car. Then re-ran Carly diagnostics. PDF from Carly is attached.

Ideas on what to check next are very much appreciated! Thank you so much in advance for your help!!