shittiest ever, i spent new years eve/day, parents anniversayr(they did anyway), and the muslim holiday eid trying to cross the canadian border after rescueing my brothers and sister from my aunt whom they were in canada with when she had a breakdown and decided to spend the month(s) with her workaholic sister. i was in the 2005 dodge carvan whcih is a POS touring van with terrible lateral back suport. so here i am tired, bored and having backpains. i only look forward to getting my wheel bearing and ficing my car tomorrow.OH AND I GOT A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE FROM CONTINENTAL AUDI FOR BEING A VALUED CUSTOMER.

 

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I had way too much absinthe and so did my buddy with the Supra and so did his current fling, so I got to diffuse a lovely situation where she decided to brag that she had more money than him and him taking it to heart and telling her to "**** off, b!tch". That was a blast. I think I missed my calling, I should have been a hostage negotiator. I took those two from ready to kill each other or at least never seeing each other again to making obnoxious bedroom noises as I quietly let myself out.

Oh, and he somehow figured out that I'm attracted to his ex-girlfriend.

Super.

 

Now that the cats outta the bag... might as well act on it. However, I would personally never bury a bone in the same hole one of my friends has.

 

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no, definately not. if you are in the presence of another man's erect naked *****, you're gay.

 

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So it's you must be feeling very good after that wonderful holiday? Not quite sure what I did to spark a rash of assaults, but no matter.

Happy New Year.

 

i think he's jealous! (you must have more talent, intelligence and sex appeal than he does!)

 

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