401-keg plan
#1
06-20-2006, 04:54 PM
401-keg plan
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year go, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
#3
06-20-2006, 05:46 PM
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RE: 401-keg plan
And, health-wise, it ties in to: https://www.audiforums.com/m_299505/tm.htm
I wonder what domino's stokc would have done, over that same year...
I wonder what domino's stokc would have done, over that same year...
#5
06-20-2006, 11:41 PM
RE: 401-keg plan
ehh kegs dont work as you can't recycle them... but man if you could id be rolling in $. my house went through 83 kegs this school year. luckily my gpa was slightly higher than my bac
perhaps 401-case plan???
perhaps 401-case plan???
#10
06-25-2006, 09:10 PM
RE: 401-keg plan
Nice, when I saw title i thought maybe you had a question about 401K haha. Turns out u know ur stuff
ORIGINAL: JohnnyBravoA4
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year go, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year go, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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