7 Kinds of Sex
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7 Kinds of Sex
7 Kinds of Sex
1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw you."
5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on
1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw you."
5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on
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RE: 7 Kinds of Sex
yea thats a good idea.. that usually what i did.. i use to go through girls like i went through boxers..
ORIGINAL: Trey25
lol thats why I usually end the relationship after the 2nd stage.
lol thats why I usually end the relationship after the 2nd stage.
I fear i am soon headed to stage three, but it could be worse, at least im not in the FRIEND ZONE! dun dun dun
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