I attempted to accidentally a friend, as you will see here. now you go try!


Neil i have a problem
1:22pmNatalie whats wrong?
1:22pmNeil can you help?
1:22pmNatalie i can try
1:22pmNeil ok i was getting ready to go to to sleep last night i was watching a movie from my bed
1:23pmNatalie ok
1:23pmNeil and i was fixing my blankets to make it more comfortable
but then suddenly i accidentally my pillow
the whole thing
1:24pmNatalie you did what to your pillow?
1:24pmNeil accidentally it
1:24pmNatalie huh ??
1:25pmNeil the pillow, the whole thing!
1:25pmNatalie ok so whats wrong?
1:26pmNeil I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE PILLOW!
1:26pmNatalie ok what do u want me to do?
i have to go.. so what should i do?

 

That's the first post in a while that I've actually LOL'd at. Nice.

 

Hah, there is like a whole long chatlog, thats like two pages that was very funny.

"I accidently a coca cola bottle"

 

if only I had friends : (

Thats funny though. I can only see two outcomes, either someone is confused as hell, and you lol, or they've already heard it.

 

I want to try this on someone... I can't think of a good one to do though.

 

Ok i did it

Nicolas says:
Dude I was txting someone today and well.... I accidentaly the whole phone!
Matthew says:
what?
Nicolas says:
The whole thing!
Matthew says:
what the whole thing
Nicolas says:
I accidentaly the whole phone!
Matthew says:
oh texted everyone
Nicolas says:
LOL

 

me: hey

Josh: whats up

me: not too much

Josh: so what are you doing with all of your newfound time?

me: oh, im back on OT
im at work now

Josh: oh thats cool...right?

me: yeah, well, i dunno. i was just building a big steel rack..
i went to weld 2 pieces of steel together
hold on....

Josh: k

me: i don't know how to put this

Josh: you cut your dick off

me: no, worse.
i went to weld the two together
and i accidentally the piece of pipe

Josh: what????

me: i think im ok

Josh: what happened?

me: i accidentally the whole thing
the WHOLE THING!

Josh: did it land on your head

me: no, not even close thankfully

Josh: oh....i dont think that im getting everything you are writing for some reason...the last thing you said came up like this....i accidentally the whole thing...

me: exactly.

Josh: which obviously makes no sense

me: what? why?

Josh: i dont understand "i accidentally the whole thing" what thing and what was the accident?

me: well, the boss wants to use up all the scrap steel we have before we move to the new building this winter

Josh: k

me: so he's had me making things, like a die rack for the press brake
and a cage for the fork truck so we can haul someone 15 feet in the air

Josh: haha
sounds fun

me: and tonight i started building a rack to put all our bar stock/tubing/pipe on
I got all the pieces cut, and started tack welding them together
I was getting ready to tack the last piece
and i flipped my helmet down, and i dunno
the pipe must have slipped or something
because next thing i know, i accidentally the whole pipe

Sent at 7:24 PM on Thursday


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Dammit... lost him! ha!

 

i dont understand the whole "i acceidentally" thing.. i must have been in a cave at the time....

 

haha good one

 

origin was something like the coke link above, but replacing soda with a fleshlight.
Original screenshots are gone, I managed to save one of them before they were lost to the interwebz.