A. yes, but it didn't leave the ground


Q. Ever jumped off a bridge?

 

no, but when someone once said to me, "oh, go jump in a lake!", i did.

do you have a fear of heights?

 

yea, when on top of high buildings like and the wind blows, making the building tilt side to side. oh yea, and when approached by women taller than 6'6", lol...

what do you do to continue to maximixe penile fitness? (kegels?, lol)

 

A. Its called sex...

Q. Was that weird or was it just me ?

 

i think it was just you

ever been arrested

 

A:yes, unfortunately, went to jail too....DUI, yes I agree, I am a dumb jackass

Q: So how come when I don't wanna drink, my buddies do, but when I want to, everyone ****** out

 

a.cause they ARE pussies .......get new buddies

q. anyone else ready for a beer ? It is Sunday after all and the Bears play at 1. Who gives a **** if it's 740 am .....

 

A.) No spanks I gotta bunch to do today.

Q.) What can I do to get the awful horse manure smell out of my tent?

 

a. wash it and hang it on the line ..... did it with mine when my god **** allllllll over the place (she ate a dead fish that washed up on shore)

q. dare I ask why your tent smells like horse pucky ?

 

A.) Went camping on Assateague Island for H20i.

There were wild ponies all over the place! I've had my tent airing out on the balcony (live in an APT). I've already sprayed it down with lysol, and then diluted bleach. However the tent still stinks!

Q.) Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what's your costume going to be?