Not usually

Do you?

 

a. naw, my attention span isn't that long

q. so how many txt's about Obama jokes did you receive today?

 

A. none actually


Q. do you have any pets?

 

a ayep, my bitch



q you?

 

i have 2 dogs.

why is it raining?

 

a. because there is too much condensation in the clouds and they are saturated with moisture and cannot retain anymore. how's that for an answer

q. now that I have broken up with the GF, why the **** is she sitting on the couch talking **** about me to her friend and making me want to kick her in the c*nt

 

A. because she's a bitch lol

Q. how can you tell when you need a new timing belt?
Q2. or if it was changed already?

 

A. check your records. I'm not sure if there is any deffinative way to check your TB


Q. Should I eat ice cream if I'm probably gonna go to bed in the next hour?

 

A. ice cream sounds good. go ahead!!

 

since he didn't fully complete the response in the form of a question I will take the lead (yeah I just watched jeapordy, WHAT)


a why not I just got high and Im going to be after this beer

q plans for the weekend?