I wont be going out any time soon so make up for both of us


why am I always tired

 

sleep apnea

perhaps a sleep study?

 

My dad tried that, I dont think it helped.

Why is my wireless keyboard failing?

 

Because it didn't study.


Is being groped and fondled at the airport better than not getting groped and fondled at all?

 

If you are really lonely, and into that kinda thing.

Its 4:20, I just got in. Too early?

 

not sure of above post but would say somebody needs to get groceries by the trained sound of a VTEC spooling......

?? Thanksgiving turkey, ham,or seafood ??

 

ham AND turkey

How much pain can you endure before you give up?

 

Physical or emotional? If it's physical pain, I can endure what it takes.
If it's emotional pain, the payoff will never be worth it.


Why is a senators salary four times higher than the salaries of the people who protect us?

 

4 times, more like 10 times...

can anyone think of a good excuse not to go to work tomorrow?

 

youre preggs and have morning sickness


anything else