A: No, but I'm looking forward to seeing the movie

Q: What is your favorite wine?

 

A: <said in a nasally, female, Jewish-Grandmother-sounding voice> I WANNA GO TO MIAMI!!!

Q: Most obscure beer yo've personally sampled?

 

A: Kloster. You can only get it in Thailand.

Q: Do you have fireworks going off in your neighborhood already?

 

A: No, prolly will be in a short few hours

Q: Are you shooting fireworks off on the fourth?

 

A-[:'(] prolly not...
Sad Im not looking for fireworks this year... Im looking for sparklers
so my daughter can enjoy them.. [:-]


Q - are you working tomorrow? (4th)

 

A. i didnt work on the 4th

Q. ever been on a jury

 

A: NOPE!!! a little known (imo should be much more well known) secret....because of the fact that jury duty notices aren't certified mail (meaning you need to sign for them before you receive them), you basically never have to respond to them for the rest of your life.

Q: is anyone else as drunk as me yet? its saturday night, come on guys!!!

 

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Well, I have first hand knowledge the system does NOT work that way.. For 9 years, my oldest son simply shredded all jury selection summons. He figured if hey, from the start if I never respond , they’ll figure I don’t exist. Right? Wrong. Finally a subpoena came instead of a jury notice. That one you better not shred… Ok, so he goes in front of the judge and claims “I never got any of them!!” The judge says TS, the fact that the post office says the sent and delivered them is all they need. $250 fine, and you WILL be in for selection next Tuesday and respond to EVERY summons after that RIGHT?? right..


A: NOPE!!! a little known (imo should be much more well known) secret....because of the fact that jury duty notices aren't certified mail (meaning you need to sign for them before you receive them), you basically never have to respond to them for the rest of your life.
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Q: Did anyone understand what he said about jury duty?
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that happened to someone i know just last year and he just said that they were sending them to the wrong address. a lawyer friend 'advised' him to argue that the mail isn't certified, and therefore they have no way of proving that he received any of them. he got out fine. and most people don't even ever get subpoenaed