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A: Depends on my mood, actually, but, usually I'm an O-riginal kinda guy. Something about that greasy-***'d skin... Sumptious!
Q: I once had a __________ on my ________________, but, now It's _____________ and I'm _____________.
Q: I once had a __________ on my ________________, but, now It's _____________ and I'm _____________.
yaaay mad libs again...A - I one had a CHIP on my SHOULDER, but, now its SWOLLEN and I'm HUNCHBACKED.
Q - THere once was a man from ____________. With a _____________ so _________ he could ______________.
A: THere once was a man from Nantucket. With a sister so old he could never think of anything to say to her, him being, like, 35 years younger than she was, so all he did was sit around and sip his tea, and keep to himself.
Q: If a _________ left ____________ at__________ and another __________ left _________ at __________, how soon would ____________?
Q: If a _________ left ____________ at__________ and another __________ left _________ at __________, how soon would ____________?
A.) If a GUY left HIS GIRLFRIEND at THE MALL and another GIRL left HER BOYFRIEND at THE SAME MALL, how soon would THEY MEET IN THE PET STORE AND BUY A PUPPY TOGETHER?
Q.) An amusement park is always __________ on a __________. When you get there, you can __________. And there are lots of __________ for you to __________. You can start with a _________ on a __________ with mustard. When you are __________ it's time to __________.
Q.) An amusement park is always __________ on a __________. When you get there, you can __________. And there are lots of __________ for you to __________. You can start with a _________ on a __________ with mustard. When you are __________ it's time to __________.
A: An amusement park is always fun on a friday night. When you get there, you can drink. And there are lots of girls for you to do. You can start with a blonde on a bumper car with mustard. When you are too drunk to walk it's time to drive home.

Q: i'm going to vegas again in a few weeks...how can i come up with a grand of spare change without committing armed robbery? (i have morals
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