Yes, I have.

Why is my cat compelled to remove all the ornaments?

 

A: i did a bunch of stuff yesterday, having 45 people over saturday, so i kinda HAVE TO!! and it's still not to the caliber that it should be.

Q: is it bad not to be so in to decorating when it seems like everybody else goes all out for christmas decs???? call me a scrooge, but you spend all that time and effort for one month of the year.

 

No. I get into the mood about 4 days before. I do not like celebrating anything for a month, except me.

Will you join me in April to celebrate Me?

 

A: that would mean i would have to interrupt my celebration of ME, which is done 24/7/365

Q: what's the best birthday celebration you've had?

 

My 21st. I was deployed, but when we pulled in to Peru, my buddies took me out. They sell 1 liter bottles of beer there for roughly 50 cents american.

You?

 

A: i had a surprise party in vegas with a bunch of friends. they even announced my birthday on the plane! i got to play blackjack with a stack of$100 chips.

Q: did that sound like more fun than your party?

 

no. because mine didn't involve getting drunk and giving Wayne Newton a lap dance.

What celebrity would you do if you could?

 

a: Kate Beckinsale.

q: Same question.

 

none i want to remain STD free thank you very much

a freind offered me a chevy lumina that has only st and 2nd gear, for 400 (or less)....pretty tempting, should i wait to get the audi? (most likly next year)or get this beater?

 

a: save your money and wait for the better car.

Q: wouldn't you be spending lots of money on the beater, and even then, won't it still be a beater?