East bound and down, loaded up and trucking. they're gonna do what they say can't be done

Why is this song in my head?

 

your inner long hauler is waiting to be released



q - favorite type of cofee to get at (insert coffee chain here)

 

a double chocophukko at The grind house

would you like to try one?

 

a - its illegal in 48 states


q - quickest way to make $5?

 

That's also illegal in 48 states - just ask Terry (you'll find him on his rollerskatesin a cut-off shirt andshort shorts) from "Reno 911"
When are rollerskates going to come back?

 

when they become "in" again

do you think there are too many trend ****** today?(Emos, Gangsters etc)

 

No, I bet you're just one of those emo kids who wishes he was a gangster so his turtle would think he was cool.
Besides being a trend ***** makes it harder for you to be picked in a line-up.

Who the hell started that emo trend anyway?

 

who cares, probably cut themselves to death

why do these trends ****** insist on me becoming one of them and pissing me off?[:@]

 

they want you as their leader
why don't they turn off their iPods and go play some kind of sports?

 

because they would rather listen to "if life is so fair why do roses have thorns"

have you ever herd of emogotchi?