Audi - "Proving Murphy's Law one car at a time"

wrote "newton's" at first... I have too much $hit going on at work today.

 

LMAO!

"The anti-rice"
"Better than a bimmer"
"ABS not working, just live with it"
"Get acquanted with our sh!tty customer service"
"Like your girl, high maintenance but loads of fun"
"Make old man winter your b!tch"

 

I believe Jazz said this at one time:

Audi - Quattro Drivers do it on All Fours

 

quattro = perfection

 

For some reason, that one struck me reeeeealllly funny.Same rythm and candance as"The relentless pursuit of perfection." Well done sir.

How about....

Audi: "Definitely better thana Passat"

These are funny...

 

Constantly finding new ways to get kicked out of racing. (I'm sure they'll ban diesel soon)
Soon to be 7 in a row. (LeMans)
Kicking *** on all fours since 1980.

I really think they should keep with the slogan they use everywhere else in the world- Vorsprung Durch Technik

 

yeah but a german slogan just wouldn't get the point across here.... theyd have to translate it, and then it would lose its "ooomph"

 

[ul][*]Audi, German for: Escape Velocity[*]Audi - REAL Drifters do it IN the Snow[*]Audi, just wait 'til we're through perfecting our B1tch-Slap, at LeMans[*]Audi, ya HEARD?!?!? <gettit? Horch, Audi, Heard?[*]Audi FastER[/ul]

 

"Audi - did that hurt?"

 

Ohh, ooh, just thought of another one:

"Audi-Our taillights are famous worldwide"