Bat
Not the baseball kind. The winged rat kind.
There's a bat in my living room. It started out in my bedroom, went into the spare bedroom, down the hall, and now it's in the radiator. I can't just poke it with a stick for 2 reasons. 1) there's a shroud around the radiator and a stick won't fit. 2) I really don't want to hurt it. I just want it out of my house. Fireworks are out of the question since it doesn't match #2 and I have a carpeted floor. I tried banging on it to scare him out, but the ****** won't move. I also thought about turning the radiator on, but he might not be able to get out and I'd end up with a cooked bat.
So now I'm wasting time with my front door open waiting for it to get out.
There's a bat in my living room. It started out in my bedroom, went into the spare bedroom, down the hall, and now it's in the radiator. I can't just poke it with a stick for 2 reasons. 1) there's a shroud around the radiator and a stick won't fit. 2) I really don't want to hurt it. I just want it out of my house. Fireworks are out of the question since it doesn't match #2 and I have a carpeted floor. I tried banging on it to scare him out, but the ****** won't move. I also thought about turning the radiator on, but he might not be able to get out and I'd end up with a cooked bat.
So now I'm wasting time with my front door open waiting for it to get out.


