Im sure youve seen this on the news, but if you havent ill fill you in.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02192009...ion_155922.htm

Some crazy ugly **** in CT had a chimp as a "pet". This chimp has appeared in Old Navy and Coke commercials. This week the chimp went ape-**** and bit a womans face off, she now has no eyes, nose or mouth. While the chimp was attacking the woman the owner stabbed it with a kitchen knife. The chimp, undetered by the stabbing continued its rampage. When the police got there they couldnt tell if the victim was a man or woman, the chimp chased the cop into his car so he drew his side arm and shot the chimp 3 times.

Now it is coming to light that this woman shared wine with the chimp, fed him lobster tale and filet mingon, bathed with him, slept with him, and presumably engaged with sexual activities with it. The chimp was mimicing the role of this womans husband (chimps are smart, they mimic what they see. "monkey see, monkey do")

Now this obviously isnt the first time this has happened. if you do a google search you will find MANY news articles about captive chimps going bananas and hurting people. You will also learn that in EVERY attack the chimps specifically and delibretly attack the victims face, hands, feed, and genitals. This specific cimp has bit people before AND gotten loose in a city causing entire blocks to be shut down while the diaper wearing **** monkey was caught.



What the **** is wrong with people like this?!?! The cop should have shot her too! No one should be able to have a ******* chimpanzee for a pet. Its not a pet, its a god damn wild animal. This is the kind of **** that is making me get my license to carry and buy a high powered pistol. If i saw a chimp, i would ******* empty the entire magazine into in 2 seconds flat. **** that im not getting my genitals bit off by someones chimp sex buddy.

 

Oh yeah **** chimps. Who wants a dirty *** diaper wearing monkey. They arent cute. Its a hairy primate piece of ****.

It should be illegal to own them and apparrently CT is going to make it illegal now anyway. GOOD!

 

why don't you tell us how you really feel? Don't hold back.

 

If i was the cop i would

1. shoot the monkey
2. shoot the owner
3. shoot myself

with each shot the world would become a better place. And thats how i really feel.

I dont like chimps that disfigure people, beastiality, or cops.

 

the lady said that she gave it a Xanax, and then right after went crazy.

 

there are plenty of chimps that have bitten people fingers, feet, genitals and faces off hen they werent on xanax. Its a dangerous unpredictible animal. Let the ******* chimps live in the wild where they belong, they arent domesticated animals.

If you want somehting to share wine and lobster with, and sleep and bath with find a human boyfriend not a god damn chimp! that woman is crazy!

 

for sure. there is no way a Social animal like a chimp can have a "good" life living as a pet. They need to live a chimp life with other chimps or eles they will bite your face off!

 

look at this poor guy. He has a silicone nose that attaches with magnets because his chimp atacked him then escaped into a forest in california.

 

These *********** are ALOT stronger than a 200lb human...



Iv been bit in the face by a dog and i cant IMAGINE one of these bastards coming after me

 

LOL... this really got you riled, mate?

have some childhood traumatic experience with your Curious George doll?

Yeah, it should be illegal simply because when a chimp gets past its cute cuddly phase it goes into the grumpy old man stage and when they are genetically almost 3 times stronger than an adult male they are intense problems to deal with.