Cici's Pizza
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RE: Cici's Pizza
ORIGINAL: railrunner
I want all of you evil bastards to know that I am CICI and I am offended. We work hard to see that you are served luke warm pizza made with the best available canned ingredients hand picked from your local grocer's dumpters. We then carefully thin the sauces with semi-fresh tap water and add a dash of play sand for texture. We painstakingly position all of our restaurants near local animal shelters to ensure that only the freshest meats are used in our suasages and pepperonis. Our cheese is aged for five weeks in our specially tempered cheese bog where each batch of cheese is properly conditioned in the bottoms of the best shoes money can buy.....at the Goodwill. Finally, it is proven that flat carbinated drinks are much better for the digestive system when eating large amounts of semi-digestible food and so we buy all of our soda syrup tanks half full from the circle k or 7-11 stores to ensure only the faintest hints of fizziness in your drinks. So no more complaints, OK? Glad to set the record straight and please keep in mind that we have no intention of honoring our competitors' coupouns. Have a greeeeeeasy day.
I want all of you evil bastards to know that I am CICI and I am offended. We work hard to see that you are served luke warm pizza made with the best available canned ingredients hand picked from your local grocer's dumpters. We then carefully thin the sauces with semi-fresh tap water and add a dash of play sand for texture. We painstakingly position all of our restaurants near local animal shelters to ensure that only the freshest meats are used in our suasages and pepperonis. Our cheese is aged for five weeks in our specially tempered cheese bog where each batch of cheese is properly conditioned in the bottoms of the best shoes money can buy.....at the Goodwill. Finally, it is proven that flat carbinated drinks are much better for the digestive system when eating large amounts of semi-digestible food and so we buy all of our soda syrup tanks half full from the circle k or 7-11 stores to ensure only the faintest hints of fizziness in your drinks. So no more complaints, OK? Glad to set the record straight and please keep in mind that we have no intention of honoring our competitors' coupouns. Have a greeeeeeasy day.
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RE: Cici's Pizza
ORIGINAL: SAudi
HAHAHAHAHA, you think your cheap now, wait till your in college. how many dare and stupid sh#t ive done to get a few bucks for gas and vending machine food.
ORIGINAL: jojoampt
haha, when i was in high school my friends and i would rage that place! at the time i think it was 3.99$ for all you could eat, so we would send two people in with a paper bag to fill up with pizza. we would feed seriously like 10 dudes for 8$. so so so ghetto! but hey, your kind of a cheap little bastard in high school. atleast i was. haha!
haha, when i was in high school my friends and i would rage that place! at the time i think it was 3.99$ for all you could eat, so we would send two people in with a paper bag to fill up with pizza. we would feed seriously like 10 dudes for 8$. so so so ghetto! but hey, your kind of a cheap little bastard in high school. atleast i was. haha!
no, i was saying that i did that when i was in high school. im 27 now and making a pretty good living (luckily). im well past the silly **** for a few bucks stage, thank god.
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