deep questions...
#1
08-05-2005, 12:20 PM
deep questions...
Deep Questions :
1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
10 What is the speed of darkness?
11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?
12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
18 Can you cry under water?
19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ............ they're still going to see you naked anyway.
27 Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
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1 Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
2 Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
3 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5 Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
6 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
8 Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
10 What is the speed of darkness?
11 Are there specially reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at The Special Olympics?
12 If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
13 If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
14 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
15 If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
16 Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
17 If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
18 Can you cry under water?
19 What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
20 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
21 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
22 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
23 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
24 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
25 Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
26 Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ............ they're still going to see you naked anyway.
27 Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
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#4
08-05-2005, 12:59 PM
RE: deep questions...
all very good questions [sm=icon_cheers.gif] I bet if we all got drunk we could answer most of them, and think we were the smartest people in the world while we were doing it.
#6
08-05-2005, 05:42 PM
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RE: deep questions...
FiggRd I'd add a few DAFYnitions to the pot...
Mixed emotions: Watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk.
Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
Conscience: The inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
Slander: To lie, or tell the truth about someone.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Auditor: A person sent in after the battle to stab the wounded
Politics: From the words 'poly' meaning 'many' and 'ticks' as in 'small, blood-sucking parasites'.
Hospital: Where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.
Laziness: Resting before you get tired.
Budget: Something we go without to stay within.
Alarm clock: A device to wake people without small kids.
Diplomacy: The art of saying 'Nice doggie!' ... till you can find a rock.
Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots.
Alibi: proof that you were in two places at once.
Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol.
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Television: The electronic device that alternates between extreme violence and finding great long-distance rates.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Insane: When you're nuts and it bothers you. (Crazy is when you're nuts and you like it).
Recession: A period when you go without things your grandparents never heard of.
Snackmosphere: The 95% air inside a bag of chips.
Recursion: see Recursion.
Kleptomaniac: One who can't help himself from helping himself.
Reality: A crutch for people who can't face drugs.
Paper clip: The larval stage of coat hangers.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut.
Profanity: The linguistic crutch of inarticulate bastards
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Vinylocity: The strange atmospheric force that makes the shower curtain blow towards you while trying to shower.
Worry: The interest you pay on trouble before it comes.
Bachelor: One who treats all women as sequels.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Death: Life's way of saying: You can let go of your ankles now.
Eccentric: Too rich to be called crazy.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Mixed emotions: Watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk.
Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
Conscience: The inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
Slander: To lie, or tell the truth about someone.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Auditor: A person sent in after the battle to stab the wounded
Politics: From the words 'poly' meaning 'many' and 'ticks' as in 'small, blood-sucking parasites'.
Hospital: Where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.
Laziness: Resting before you get tired.
Budget: Something we go without to stay within.
Alarm clock: A device to wake people without small kids.
Diplomacy: The art of saying 'Nice doggie!' ... till you can find a rock.
Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots.
Alibi: proof that you were in two places at once.
Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol.
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Television: The electronic device that alternates between extreme violence and finding great long-distance rates.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Insane: When you're nuts and it bothers you. (Crazy is when you're nuts and you like it).
Recession: A period when you go without things your grandparents never heard of.
Snackmosphere: The 95% air inside a bag of chips.
Recursion: see Recursion.
Kleptomaniac: One who can't help himself from helping himself.
Reality: A crutch for people who can't face drugs.
Paper clip: The larval stage of coat hangers.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut.
Profanity: The linguistic crutch of inarticulate bastards
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Vinylocity: The strange atmospheric force that makes the shower curtain blow towards you while trying to shower.
Worry: The interest you pay on trouble before it comes.
Bachelor: One who treats all women as sequels.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Death: Life's way of saying: You can let go of your ankles now.
Eccentric: Too rich to be called crazy.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
#7
08-05-2005, 05:45 PM
RE: deep questions...
7 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?
i thought it was more like why do the robbers throw thier guns at him when they run out of bullets
the bullets didnt hurt him but thowing the gun at him will stop him
i remeber that from married wit children
i thought it was more like why do the robbers throw thier guns at him when they run out of bullets
the bullets didnt hurt him but thowing the gun at him will stop him
i remeber that from married wit children
#8
08-05-2005, 06:26 PM
RE: deep questions...
4 Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Because Glue contains special coompounds, such as carbon disulfide, which when exposed to air begin to form bonds and consequently the adhesive begins to harden. However when oxygen deprived, the adhesive is stable and forms no new bonds ... JK, Why the heck doesn't it stick to the bottle, I always wondered when I was a little kid in pre-school?
Because Glue contains special coompounds, such as carbon disulfide, which when exposed to air begin to form bonds and consequently the adhesive begins to harden. However when oxygen deprived, the adhesive is stable and forms no new bonds ... JK, Why the heck doesn't it stick to the bottle, I always wondered when I was a little kid in pre-school?
#9
08-05-2005, 07:37 PM
RE: deep questions...
those ques are real good!! TOFT you got tooooooooooooo much time on your hands!! LOL i agree with BLUOVALGUY lets have some drinks and start answering... [sm=icon_cheers.gif]