ok i work at a autoparts store, and we rent our lot to a junk yard
this stupid skinny *** kid comes in wearing a wife beater
he ask can if we carried rb26 engines
i was like do u kno what a rb26 is, he said ya its the skyline engine
and i told him u think ur gonna find one here
he said i can see u have a 240sxs then i told him u want the sr20, he like wat is that
this kid is totally clueless about shiet
and i had to ask him what are u gonna do wit it
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA PUT THE RB26 IN AN LS INTEGRA
this kid looked shiet poor and a total dumbass
he thinks any engine will drop in to any car
i told him i doubt that will work but he would listen to me
but anyways i really doubt he will find as rb26

all i have to say is dumbass kids should not mess wit cars
sorry im tired and stressed out at work and i feel like venting abotu dumbass kids

 

Hey don't get so stressed out about him working on cars. He probably just wants to badges off the engine so he can stick them to his car.

Chicks love rb26 engines.

Besides there was a time i bought this v6 n/a car instead of its turboed 4 banger counterpart figured 2-3yr down the road drop in a couple turbos and you have a faster car.

 

those are the kids that learn their cars from fast and the furious

 

"suped up" skylines sound like my blender... sometimes i sit in my kitchen and play with the speeds pretedning im in a skyline ... i press blender speed 1 then 2 then downshift to 1 and let it rev and then 2 then 3... fun times

 

I just look at people with a stupid face, laugh, then walk away when that happens to me, nothing hurts thier ego more than that.

 

Speed tip:

Attach the blender to your mota (you'll hafta mount a special bracket to the accessory drives, on the front of the mota), and rig up a remote switch (you'll need a second, donor-blender, for this) and mount it to your dash... Not only will you gett the cool whirrring sound under your bonnet but the extra speed of the blender on your accessory belts will make your engine spin faster!!!

 

^^^ no way dude does that really work!!??? lol (just in case.. that was me being sarcastic) 10 bucks says you put that in a ricers forum and some stupid kid will get his finger choped off trying to do it. lol.

 

I defy you to prove to me that it DOESN'T work!!!::closes eyes, sticks fingers in ears, and starts making naaahhh-naa-naa-naa-naaaaaaa! noise::

 

come on man why you gotta go and mock me like that in front of everybody...[8D].

 

Sorry, cain't HEAR you
:: fingers back inearsnaaahhh-naa-naa-naa-naaaaaaa! naaahhh-naa-naa-naa-naaaaaaa! naaahhh-naa-naa-naa-naaaaaaa!::