can we assume that in one point in your life you parents shaved your *** and taught you to walk on you hands - would explain the amount of crap that comes out you... [&:]

as for the 4 - long story involving the current paint job, you ****

 

What can I say? I'm full of crap and my parents always taught me to share!

I bet you were upset when you found out you're too old to be an altar boy.

 

well, yeah, but it didn't seem to slow you down - never knew they made "adult" sized alterboy gowns - just goes to show - where there's a will there's a way...

speaking of way... ever get that hemmorroid issue cleared up or are you still ribbed for his pleasure?

 

Out of curiosity, how many times DID your parents drop you on your head before reality set in and they figured out that you weren't just a Cabbage Patch Kid?

 

I think it was the 14th - let me count the lumps

So was it that bout of mutant genital crabs that got youthe nickname Crustation Station?

Curious minds want to know

 

The mutant genital crabs turned out to be a highly beneficialsymbiotic infestation; something in their secretions actually increased the size of my manhood. What's it like having an STD named after you? I heard Palindaritis is a pretty nasty way to become a eunuch...

 

*walks in room, slams door* What the F£CK are you ladies doing?!? Talkin' 'bout all those STD's you've got?!? I told you not to do that VIDEO together!!

 

*grabs Kolbs' nose, slaps hand away* NYAH!

 

besides the need to squat to pee - prostetic devices rock - and though I appreciated the loan, mate, yours seems to have been through hell and back - perhaps it was that gay pride cruise you took last winter - but I'm opting for my own

So they still harrassing you at airports for that hook nose and dark complexion of yours? That seems so unfair to mistake mongoloid for arab - but what can you do, right?

 

Kolbs??? didn't you misspell ****?