that's only on Fridays - you should see our Saturday shows - midgets, knives, unicorns, an IRS agent - wholesome family fun -but that's hard to see from solitary confinement I hear...

 

All right, this thread has gone on long enough without a good calling out. So....


I'm calling you out, PATRICK!

You think that just because the Lexusforum doesn't have any active members means that I can't meaninglessly post ***** myself and theTTkid out? Damn! Having no active members means that it's a perfect place for post whoring! So, you can take your adminability and shove it![:@][:@][:@]

 

i don't think the e-fights thread officially opens till 9:00am.
that way everyone has a chance for coffee and donuts.

 

In that case, where is my breakfast, woman?

 

*smiles politely.*
*smashes a jelly filled against his forehead and gently tosses 200 degree coffee to wash it down*
"here ya go, honey!"

 

lol. that's how I envisioned the response exaclty.

So what about that breakfast, there, Flo?

 

it's blueberry filling, right?
lotsa cream & light on the sugar?
cuz if that aint good enough for your sorry as$, i'll be MORE than happy to try again with an eclair and black coffee!
in fact.....let's just try it anyway!!
oh you want waffles too??? well my hot waffle iron is ready for the batter OR it can be ready to give you a homemade facial!!
and you're so sweet, i'm sure you want extra syrup....it open up the pores.

 

I was gonna ask you to make ME some breakfast, too. Not so sure now, though. []

 

I bet S4sweetee's idea of a wholesome breakfast is adding a couple extra pickle wedges and Tobasco sauce to her 44oz. Bloody Mary.

 

I wouldn't be surprised;after all, she got that recipe from YOU!!

Take your hangover like a man, DAMMIT!!