Hey Kolb - you still boffing that pony at petting zoo that looks like Sarah Jessica Parker?

 

he quit once found out it was your mother.

 

hey, just because your incestuous *** was too kinky for theArkansas authoritiesdoesn't give you the authority to pass judgement, girlfriend!

 

Speaking of girlfriends, would you ask yours to stop calling me? Between the grunts, whistles, barks and panting it is tough to understand her requests for fullfillment.

 

Can you let your women know that I cant watch a "movie" with them tonight because I got plans with my own and I cant call them at work.

 

I'll do that, considering they both said you cried like a baby when you watched Air Bud with them last time. What was the term they used?.......Oh yeah, let's just say they implied you could benefit from some Vagisil

 

Well I really dont have a mean bone in my body and did not want to tell them that I had better.

 

maybe that's EXACTLY the problem.(maybe they were looking for some bone)

 

So, Kelly, did you finally get the timing corrected on that gas powered "bone" of yours?

 

yes, it also replaced her broom for transportation.