Way to bring back an old thread. What happened, give up on playing with yourself after you couldn't even get yourself turned on?

 

Nah... I was just lookin for an excuse to talk about your Buck-toothed smile, one more time.

Thanks! Bugs!

 

This thread is so 1999.

It's called e"Whose-*****-Is-Bigger" nowadays.

 

Well, we've KNOWN since 1999 that it wasn't YOURS dingle-wienie.

 

'Cause I won back then too..You regurgitate your food and eat it, you squealing two bit pervert who kisses the feet of the reeking whoreslut and the unwanted festering sputum bag from hell.

 

You had help wit that, dint you? I recognize some of those adjectives form pirate day, last month. How bout an original thought, every once in a while? Put down the candy, let the little boy go, and visit a library, why doncha?

 

You must suffer from latent oedipal guilt... actually... its not 'pirate' or 'Shakespeare' or whatever.. go ahead, google it ...

 

Midnight & Auntie sittin inna tree

k - i - s - s - i - n - g...

Perv

Tell me, did the ever get that gerbil outta your @$$? Or, are you & your B/F still playin with rodents & TP tubes?!?

 

I thought YOU were the resident expert in that field...

 

No. I just caught YOU lookin at my @$$, once, and presumed YOU to be teh resident AF booty-bandit. Don't deflect. Shows a lack of class, and the inability to follow directions.