can;t freakin wait to see that Cobalt on the big screen!! 5 foot wings for picnic; lunch anyone?

 

The funniest thing is the guy whose "buddy" said no when they tried to buy his transmarobird for Fast and Furry-us 1. Funny, cuz the SAME THING happened to a "buddy" of MINE! Except it was Braveheart and it was a horse and they got a donkey instead. Boy did they miss out.

 

Ugh. They're making another one?

Makes me feel like punching someone in the throat.

 

The day it will be released, I am going to the parking lot of the AMC with my friends to look and make fun of the ricers and the rice-heads. Count on me, cause all the Audis with ricer accessories parked there will have broken headlamps... I am quiet ready for that.

 

Easy killer. You should know by now not to mess with another mans ride.

 

...Guy is in line at Super America. Has a ricer mag.

Dude behing counter: "You a racer?"
Ricer: Yeah
Dude: What you got?
Ricer: mublemumble Mazda mumble.
Dude: I got a 240. Wanna get a mumble engine but don't wanna pay shipping
Ricer: mumble mumble those engines scream though. You can get one around here!
Dude: Found one out in mumble mumble for cheap though. Cost so damn much to ship.
Ricer: well good luck bro
Ricer goes out to the lot and getsin his 89 cutlass Ciera and drives off onto the`mean streets of Roseville.

Racer. Ricer. lets call the whole thing off.

 

Bacon, you want me to save one of these??

 

 

Thats essentially what went through my mind.

 

If they they have it in Europe, there better be at least one R8.